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    Don't tempt God. (may be offensive)

    Lion eats Christian.


    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/...BhBHNlYwM5NjQ-


    Somewhere Romans are laughing.
    So you're a fish out of water...
    Keep swimming.
    What else can you do?

    #2
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    aaaaaaaahhahahahaa.

    oh man..


    wow.

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      #3
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      I think this guy forgot that God never actually told anyone in the Bible to purposely go throw themselves at lions. The people he protected were always thrown in with them unwillingly.

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        #4
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        I think this guy just wanted to have lions eat him.

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          #5
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          This reminds me of the Mexican kids that got hit by lightning while praying a week ago.

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            #6
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            Okay, God, I think we are ready for another massive flood. You know, to cleanse this world of stupid people like that. Seriously, I'm waiting... any time now... come on, I'm tired of hearing stupid people doing stupid stuff like this.
            I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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              #7
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              Maybe he wasn't Christian. Maybe he was an athiest or agnostic at his wits end. =\
              Grow!

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                #8
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                What, again?
                "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                  #9
                  Re: Don't tempt God. (may be offensive)

                  Maybe he's just a dumbass.
                  [cen

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                    #10
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                    I don't know how you gathered that the man was a Christian.

                    His pronunciamento, "God will save me, if he exists" suggests peradventure rather than a demonstration of faith.

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                      #11
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                      Saying "God will save me, if he exists," is pretty much asking for something bad to happen. It is kind of like saying "This can't get any worse!" Of course, when someone would say either, they aren't approaching a ****ing lioness!!!
                      I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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                        #12
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                        indeed. the man sounds like he was mentally unstable. LETS ALL LAUGH AT HIS DEATH. woooooooooo!

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                          #13
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                          If he was depending on God to save him, that implies a belief in God. I'd think if he was really leaning toward atheism, he'd have stayed out of the lion enclosure. Sounds like a crisis of faith to me.
                          So you're a fish out of water...
                          Keep swimming.
                          What else can you do?

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                            #14
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                            or he could have been attempting to prove god didn't exist.



                            don't forget what happened to joe pantoliano

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                              #15
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                              I agree with Gray and I acctually feel pretty sorry for the guy. =\
                              Grow!

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