Crazy food-related feats.

[Riotsword]

Valk's milk-drinking/violently ill topic inspired me. What is the craziest thing you have ever done as far as eating?

For me, I'm doing it right now. I just put five flavor packets in with my ramen noodles(I'd been saving them). I might as well have just poured an entire single packet in my mouth, the way it tastes.

[RPGD]

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I once consumed over 50 chicken wings, a large plate of sweet and sour popcorn chicken, a very fat chili dog and a rice crispies treat in one sitting at Fuddruckers, washing it down with countless Diet Pepsis.

Then I got a brain.

[Smurf Taco]

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Like I said in Valk's topic, 54 nuggets.

Also, only some people will get this, but I've had two Chiptole burritos in one sitting.

And I normally finish the leftovers from a group of twenty when we eat at TGIFridays (not always a lot, but sometimes it adds up).

[Marc M.]

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Also, only some people will get this, but I've had two Chiptole burritos in one sitting.

YOU sir, are a madman!!

[Funk]

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I always manage to spill the messiest food on white clothes. Once I stopped wearing white clothes I stopped dropping messy food on myself. True story.

[Nixon]

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The soda thing. My best friend (the only other participant) reminded me that it wasn't 8 full cans... more like 7 and a 1/3. After the 6th one, I didn't care anymore. Nobody should drink that much in one sitting.

I used to have much better control of the air in my stomach/esophagus area. Instead of getting all bloated from the carbonation, I would down a can and then bring up all the air as one giant belch. That's the only reason I won.

I stopped drinking insane things, but sometimes I will still eat strange stuff. We used to have "gross food eating" contests at my friend's place in high school. I don't remember them all, but I do remember some of the items I won with:

1. 2/3 of a new Heinz ketchup bottle (I would've gone for the whole thing but his mom made me stop)

2. Half a bottle of chocolate syrup

3. An entire can of whipped cream (it's worse than you think)

4. A entire can of cranberry sauce

5. An obscene amount of those non-dairy cream containers. We did them like shots until it made us sick. I don't remember who won.

I can still consume massive amounts of heinz ketchup, but it has to be that specific brand.

I do remember that my friend won a contest by eating an entire bag of stove top stuffing (dry).

[Chad]

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1. 2/3 of a new Heinz ketchup bottle (I would've gone for the whole thing but his mom made me stop)

I can still consume massive amounts of heinz ketchup, but it has to be that specific brand.

That is my nightmare. I hate condiments. To the point where I flipped out because someone got a speck of sour cream on me at this Mexican place and all of a sudden everyone was looking at me.

Also, only some people will get this, but I've had two Chiptole burritos in one sitting.

I applaud you. I've eaten seven tacos and a bag of chips, but not in my dreams could I go for two burritos. ( Well, maybe considering the only thing I'd even get on them would be meat, cheese and lettuce. )

[Perversion]

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When I attended the University of Illinois, we dared my friend to drink a mixture of all the beverages in the cafeteria. He took one sip, and couldn't drink anymore...if he did, he most assuredly would have vomited. It was 4 or 5 different pops, orange juice, fruit punch, chocolate milk, regular milk, lemonaid, and coffee.

The craziest thing I ever ate was also at U of I...my buddy's dorm floor was having this all you can eat Baskin Robbins thing for $2.00. I was on his floor so much that they let me go, too. It turns out that because so few people went, floor funds covered the whole thing. So it was free. I wanted to try as many different types of ice cream as possible, because I knew I would never go there and buy them myself. So in a 45 minute sitting, I consumed about 15 scoops of ice cream. Due to the extreme sugar intake, I felt like I was floating down the sidewalk on the way back to the dorm.

[Vonwert]

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I push the borders of "extreme" and mixed my MASH POTATOES with my PEAS!!!!!!

[Valkysas]

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I backed out at the last minute of a dare to drink the results of juicing a raw steak and a raw fish fillet.

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

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I once made an interesting concoction when I was a kid. I forget the exact recipe, but I'm sure it involved grape juice and soap bubbles.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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I can eat raw hot peppers like candy, if that counts.

[DK]

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3. An entire can of whipped cream (it's worse than you think)

She speaks the truth.

[hitogoroshi]

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Meh. I'm a really skinny kid (114lbs.) However, when I really like a food, I can break speed records like you wouldn't beleive. Not like, a lot in aa bunch of time, just an average sitting in the blink of an eye.

[neobi]

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A heaping plate of spaghetti in 8.5 seconds at school. I didn't chew, just inhaled... Too bad I couldn't enjoy it