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    Monies!

    I started working at this restaraunt a few months ago, and all the cooks get in on the tips. First time Ive EVER gotten a share of the tips anywhere.

    So every week Ive been putting most of the tips into a jar under my bed. I just counted how much I had in there and it racked up to $208. I could have sworn I only had about $30 in there.

    To celebrate I rolled in my filthy, filthy canadian money.


    #2
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    You should convert it all to pennies and swim in it like Uncle Scrooge.
    Lil' Bean is here!

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      #3
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      "Excuse me, do you have change for $208?"
      "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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        #4
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        Awesome.

        What do you plan to do with this tip money?
        "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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          #5
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          He is going to spread it around the Pav, that is what he is going to do....right?

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            #6
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            Originally posted by The_Real_Crunk
            Sorry, babe, I've got to be at work early in the morning. Buy yourself something pretty.
            So you're a fish out of water...
            Keep swimming.
            What else can you do?

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              #7
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              Canadian money is purdy...

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                #8
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                Wow, blue money! That's so cool! It's like Monopoly.

                I'm working, too. Though I think it'll be a lot harder to roll in... five paychecks.

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                  #9
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                  Originally posted by Kefka II
                  Wow, blue money! That's so cool! It's like Monopoly.
                  Our ten dollar bills are PURPLE!
                  "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                    #10
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                    Why can't America have pretty money? All our cash is puce green and has pictures of ugly old dudes on it. I want rainbow brite money. That does it I'm moving to Canadia.
                    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                      #11
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                      Ha, I thought that was money from some kind of board game before you said you were from Canada. Boy I don't get out much...
                       

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                        #12
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                        Don't feel bad, I live an hour away from Canada and I thought that at first.

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                          #13
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                          I've been wanting to move to Canada for years.

                          THEY HAVE HOCKEY ON THEIR MONEY! SCORE!

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