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    #1

    How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

    Its not just any garic either. I beleive it to be posessed by the eye of Satan himself. I tried to cut it and it literally jumped out of the way of the knife!

    And whenever I try to take pictures of it, they always come out blurry! I even tried throwing it away, but the next day it was back with the other garlic! I want nothing more than to get rid of it, but since Satan loves money I feel the only way to be rid of it is to sell it.





    Im gonna Ebay it soon. Get ready to bid!
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    #2
    Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

    ****, that IS creepy garlic.

    Best topic ever, btw.

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      #3
      Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

      It looks like Baby Jesus.
      The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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        #4
        Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

        It does. It really does.

        You know, you can probably make more money setting up a pilgrimage shrine to it...
        　

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          #5
          Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

          It looks like an eye...

          it looks like THE EYE OF SATAN HIMSELF!!!11

          Im serious- the more I look at it the more icky I feel. What's the deal with that...bulbous potrusion sticking out of that split? and what the hell caused it to split? Is that an old clove of garlic?
          Last edited by Snarf; 05-19-2006, 07:01 AM.

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            #6
            Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

            Its a smaller clove of garlic, that for what ever deformed reason, grew inside of another clove, and grew big enough to force it open. The smaller bulb inside still has its white peel on it, so it makes it look even more like an eye.

            *watches Aliens*
            Last edited by The_Real_Crunk; 05-19-2006, 08:26 AM.

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              #7
              Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

              First, I want you to videotape it moving away from your knife, and put it online for us to see.

              Because sometimes being a spoilsport is fun.
              "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                #8
                Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

                I say go for it. There are already tons of wacky eBay auctions, so why the hell not? If nothing comes from it you'll be out like a dollar in fees.
                Eat Smello.

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                  #9
                  Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

                  Wow, that really is a creepy clove of garlic! *hides*
                  "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                    #10
                    Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?


                    EAT ME CRUNK!!! EAT ME NOW!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

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                      #11
                      Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

                      In your auction you should say something like..."and if the bids go above $50.00, I will pack it in dry ice AND throw in a genuine Crucifix".
                      Esper Quest
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                        #12
                        Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

                        Isn't that how Bram Stoker described the garlic they used to vanquish Dracula?
                        I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                          #13
                          Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

                          The garlic that once killed Dracula is now for sale!
                          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                            #14
                            Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

                            That is some creepy garlic. Don't look directly into it or it will steal your soul!
                            I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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                              #15
                              Re: How much do you think I could get for some garlic on Ebay?

                              Dracula was killed by a bowie knife.

                              Or a whip. Depending on your fandom...
                              Oh my god! You are so beautiful.
                              I had no idea how beautiful you were.

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