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    #1

    The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

    Gwommy: You wouldn't believe what I did last night.
    me: What?
    Gwommy: I got a cold and stuff.
    And went to make spaghetti for dinner last night.
    And I thought to myself, "Maybe I should put some of this super hot salsa into the spaghetti sauce?"
    So I put in a little more than I thought I could handle.
    And then!!!!
    me: !
    Gwommy: I accidently spilled more into the sauce as I was trying to put the lid back on!
    me: !!
    Gwommy: I ate it.
    me: !!!
    Gwommy: The funny part was that I couldn't taste it.
    me: LOL
    Gwommy: But I could feel it burning everything but my mouth.
    me: LMAO.
    How did it feel coming out?
    Gwommy: It hasn't came out yet.
    me: Oh, let me know.
    Lil' Bean is here!
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    #2
    Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

    You are disturbing, funk.
    "It's nice to be important... but it's more important to be nice." - ???

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      #3
      Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

      Habanero peppers are awesome, but they are torture coming out.

      Gwommy should have added some habaneros to the mix.
      The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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        #4
        Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

        I pretty sure this is the salsa he was using:

        Dave's Insanity Salsa

        The Yahoo! Store only gives it 3.5 out of 5 for hotness. It has habaneros as its second most common ingredient after tomato paste. But if that stuff is only 3.5, I would hate to see how hot a 5 rated salsa can be.
        Lil' Bean is here!

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          #5
          Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

          I once ate some of that out of the jar with a spoon. The quickest way to induce diarrhea that I've ever found...
          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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            #6
            Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

            I liberally doused a chicken patty with that stuff and began to hallucinate soon after completing it.
            Lil' Bean is here!

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              #7
              Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

              That actually sounds pretty damn good right about now.
              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

                I wonder what would happen if someone swallowed a jarful in a short period of time?
                Lil' Bean is here!

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                  #9
                  Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

                  Fire-breathers.
                  "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                    #10
                    Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

                    Um, holy crap...
                    Lil' Bean is here!

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                      #11
                      Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

                      Originally posted by Funk
                      Um, holy crap...

                      Holy Crap is exactly right.

                      I wonder how many dumb fools have eaten that straight.
                      Last edited by AbstractOrigin; 05-16-2006, 08:52 PM.

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                        #12
                        Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

                        I'm sure it must be corrosive.

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                          #13
                          Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

                          That stuff could be used as a lethal weapon. 2 drops being plenty? Yikes.
                          "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                            #14
                            Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

                            Funk, I'll give you $5 if you chug it.
                            The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                              #15
                              Re: The Funk/Gwommy Chat Phase I

                              That won't QUITE cover the medical costs.
                              Lil' Bean is here!

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