Last night, I was taking the bus home from the movies. It was about 9:45.
The stop after I get on, this guy gets on that looks like he wishes he's from Castlevania. He's tall, blonde, hair back in a ponytail, trimmed goatee, and he's wearing this huge baroque jacket. We're talking something that looks like it belongs on Richter or Alucard, people.
It was made of black and red tapestry-ish material, and was complete with huge black cuffs with shiny buttons and the big collar, also with the shiny buttons going on. At least knee length. He strode past with great purpose and took a seat somewhere near the back of the bus. The funniest thing was that he had this permanent sort of condescending frown that seemed to say "How dare you look at me, you commoners!" so every time I tried to secretly steal a glance at him he'd glare back at me like he was trying to burn me down with eye lasers.
I was extremely tempted to run to the back of the bus and shout "WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!" and start giggling like a maniac, but something like that's a terrible idea when you're on public transit late at night.
He got off the bus at the stop just before mine. I got a good look at the coat before he stepped off, and it certainly was elaborate. I just can't believe someone walks around in public acting like he belongs in an ancient video game castle! I wonder if he was a LARPer or something.
The stop after I get on, this guy gets on that looks like he wishes he's from Castlevania. He's tall, blonde, hair back in a ponytail, trimmed goatee, and he's wearing this huge baroque jacket. We're talking something that looks like it belongs on Richter or Alucard, people.
It was made of black and red tapestry-ish material, and was complete with huge black cuffs with shiny buttons and the big collar, also with the shiny buttons going on. At least knee length. He strode past with great purpose and took a seat somewhere near the back of the bus. The funniest thing was that he had this permanent sort of condescending frown that seemed to say "How dare you look at me, you commoners!" so every time I tried to secretly steal a glance at him he'd glare back at me like he was trying to burn me down with eye lasers.
I was extremely tempted to run to the back of the bus and shout "WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!" and start giggling like a maniac, but something like that's a terrible idea when you're on public transit late at night.
He got off the bus at the stop just before mine. I got a good look at the coat before he stepped off, and it certainly was elaborate. I just can't believe someone walks around in public acting like he belongs in an ancient video game castle! I wonder if he was a LARPer or something.
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