OMG!LIBBYBIGSISTER?!!`

[Libby]

Yes, we are not talking about the Libra's too old mother suddenly having the ability to gain another child, but, Libby is on her way to Big Brothers, Big Sisters of Maimi Valley (aka, Day'toon.) She is going to be able to mentor a young child who does not have a mentor such as her...


Ah, the delight of corrupting the youth and our future! ONE STEP CLOSER TO WORLD DOMINATION.


The Pavilion shall prevail.



In seriousness, I'm fairly nervous, so I'm posting this thread to hopefully calm my nerves! Wish me luck!

[josh]

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ewww!
now you HAVE to think about your parents doing the horizontal waltz, like it or not.

it's OK being an older brother. I have a younger sister and and a younger brother. it's sorta gratifying. sometimes I wonder what it's like on their end. I'm the oldest...

[Crimson Knight]

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Go libby! Teach your kid to curse like a sailor.

[Funk]

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Corrupting youth is one of society's greatest contributions.

On a personal note: my parents never did the horizontal mambo. I'm a pod people!

[Jamos' Old Account]

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Corrupting the minds of our youth is my job... Oh well, I've been slacking off in that department so do your worst!

[Funk]

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OK, let me go over the supplies:

loaded guns...CHECK
lit cigarettes...CHECK
a fifth of Jack...CHECK
ten-year old condoms to distribute...CHECK
"your parents don't really love you" speech...CHECK

Hmmm, seems like I'm missing something.

[Jamos' Old Account]

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Hmmm, seems like I'm missing something.

I think that would be the "You'll never amount to anything" speech.

[Vonwert]

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Ah, the dreaded sister. I know the feeling of having a younger sister, and I will tell you that it is a pain in the butt.

But joking aside, congrats!

Once the changing of diapers come, the whoos and aaahhs will die down from the new child.

And good luck with the Big Sister program

[Libby]

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LMAO...No, I said my parents ARN'T having a kid. Mom kinda can't no mores.


The interview went well, and I still have a 2 week waiting process while they check my DMV stuff and Background. Just to make sure I'm not a registered sex offender and such. Anyways, :P time will tell when I get to vollenteer.

[Vonwert]

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Oops, me not read gud....

I can't believe it takes 2 weeks to do crinimal checks....

[josh]

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LOL WOOPZ.

[AbstractOrigin]

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You'll pass that background check just fine.

I personally, would not be a good mentor. But, good luck! I'm sure you'll do fine.

[Goufunaki]

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you can be like Shelly from southpark. "Be quiet, TURD!"

[Riotsword]

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Yay, I'm going to Dayton this Sunday. If I happen to overhear some young lady screaming at a child, I'll give a hearty "ROWSDOWER!" so you know it's old Riotsword.

[Valkysas]

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I think it would be fun to joing one of those programs, and then speak nothing but gibberish around the kid, but perfect english anytime you're near the people in charge of the program, or the kid's parents.

Or take them out to smash eggs with a hammer for hours.

Or try to convert them to a new religion every time you see them, which is always made up as you go along.

Man, I could have a lot of fun with that.