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    Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

    http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3150155

    Paul W.S. Anderson, the director who brought silver screen adaptations of Resident Evil, Alien Vs. Predator and the upcoming Castelvania flick will speak at the "Hollywood and Games Summit" presented by the Game Developer's Conference and The Hollywood Reporter.

    Anderson will explain to listeners at the June 27 conference (taking place at the Beverly Hills hotel in California) how to create critically and commercially successful films from video game IPs. Hopefully the unnamed director of the Halo movie is there furiously scrawling notes on the back of a napkin.
    WTF could PAUL What Script ANDERSON possibly TEACH other PEOPLE!??!

    ...sigh

    OK, I'll make things simple. People who enjoyed the Resident Evil movies, line up over here. People who revile them, line up over there. AvP is a non-issue since that's a piece of **** no matter who you are or what you think.


    #2
    Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

    aVp was good in theory.

    I mean. You got your aliens. and they are fighting. Predators.

    and the RE movies are all so meh.

    why is he teaching anyone anything!? Im trying to think of a good Video game movie. I still havent seen Silent Hill yet. =/. Blarf.


    They should make Intelligent cube a movie.

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      #3
      Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

      Hes making a Castlevania movie???

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        #4
        Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

        He's gonna kill Castlevania. Kumo sad. Kumo very sad.

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          #5
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          Guy with whip killes Dracula. It's very hard to mess that up unless they add space marines and use non belmont characters. (unless it's alucard )

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            #6
            Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

            Anderson... critically and commercially successful films

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              #7
              Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

              the RE movies have huge sales on DVD, especially in japan.

              the first one is garbage, but the second one is fun with all the rampant RE fanservice in there, if you can look past the token funny black guy.



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                #8
                Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

                I was mostly laughing at the "critical" part.

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                  #9
                  Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

                  Does anyone know what story line the Castlevania movie is going to follow?

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                    #10
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                    It’s not going to have a story.

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                      #11
                      Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

                      So just like the games, then.



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                        #12
                        Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

                        Originally posted by Snarf
                        Does anyone know what story line the Castlevania movie is going to follow?
                        I'm betting something with every hundred years.
                        The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                          #13
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                          Here's my guess:

                          Simon Belmont's family is killed by vampires or something, he vows revenge, and goes on a quest to kill both Dracula, and 2 hours of our lives.

                          Because the studio wanted it, Simon will be played by Vin Diesel.

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                            #14
                            Re: Dumbest film conference since Showgirls Expo 2K4

                            Originally posted by Riotsword
                            and 2 hours of our lives.
                            Yeah, I can handle wasting 8 bucks to see a movie, but the time taken away can never be replaced.
                            I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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