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    Don't Snore, Don't Tell

    China's Army Rejects Snorers

    SHANGHAI, China - No drug users, no tattoos, and no heavy snorers.

    China's military is tightening its standards for recruiting potential officers as it adjusts to changing social trends, ordering drug and psychological tests, among other new requirements, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Monday, citing a military health official.

    The People's Liberation Army headquarters released the new recruitment rules Sunday, it said.

    Recruits with fashionable tattoos will be barred from military schools, although traditional tattoos of ethnic minorities will be allowed if they are not too obvious when the recruit is wearing summer shorts, army health official Li Chunming was quoted as saying.

    "Tattoos will tarnish the military's image, even the scars of removed tattoos," Li said.

    Heavy snorers also will be banned, he said. The report did not say how the army would test for that problem.

    The report cited an unidentified official as saying that the army began requiring urine tests for drugs because of a surge in the number of young Chinese drug users.

    The psychological assessment will involve a written test followed by an interview for those who perform well enough, said Miao Danmin, a professor with the Psychology Research Institute of the Fourth PLA Medical College.

    "The army has specific requirements for its officials with regard to personality and mental health. The test will help teenagers make the right decision," Miao said, according to Xinhua.
    The Few, the Proud, the Quiet Sleepers
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    Good thing I don't live there. I growl in my sleep... or so I've been told.
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      #3
      Re: Don't Snore, Don't Tell

      I snore if I sleep on my back. If I'm on my side, I'm fine.

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        #4
        Re: Don't Snore, Don't Tell

        What about people that talk in their sleep?

        "Zzzzzzzz--nya, wha, we're under attack!!!---Zzzz..."
        "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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          #5
          Re: Don't Snore, Don't Tell

          I've recorded Dave snoring because he does it all the time and yet still denies it. I have threatened to sew tennis balls onto the back of all his night shirts... but that's a lot of work!
          Eat Smello.

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            #6
            Re: Don't Snore, Don't Tell

            Audio or video tape?
            "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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              #7
              Re: Don't Snore, Don't Tell

              Audio. It's on my micro cassette recorder.
              Eat Smello.

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                #8
                Re: Don't Snore, Don't Tell

                I sleep like a stone.

                I'd make a great Red Soldier!

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                  Re: Don't Snore, Don't Tell

                  The People's Liberation Army headquarters released the new recruitment rules Sunday, it said.
                  Oh, irony...
                  The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                    Re: Don't Snore, Don't Tell

                    Originally posted by EvilNixon666
                    I've recorded Dave snoring because he does it all the time and yet still denies it. I have threatened to sew tennis balls onto the back of all his night shirts... but that's a lot of work!

                    Uhm... what!?!

                    Do the tennis balls do something posturpedic??

                    "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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                      #11
                      Re: Don't Snore, Don't Tell

                      No, they're uncomfortable so that he won't lie on his back.
                      What little I have you can borrow, 'cause I'm old...
                      and I'm blue...

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