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    Hahah---huh??

    Oh, the many things women can store up in their, um, yeah.
    Surely she had to have been walking funny, in fear of pulling out the pin.

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...L&type=bondage

    (04-19) 19:44 PDT SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (AP) --


    A Salvadoran woman was detained after she tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina into the country's main prison, authorities said Wednesday.


    Officials subsequently raised the security level at jails across the country, prison system spokesman Alberto Uribe said, adding the discovery showed "the inmates are planning something."


    Lidia Alvarado, 44, was found hiding a cylinder containing the weapon and the drugs, as she entered La Esperanza prison on the northeastern outskirts of the capital of San Salvador, Uribe said.


    She was turned over to police and charged with illegal weapons possession and drug trafficking, he said. Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition.


    Alvarado was visiting two inmates, serving 25 and 30 years. Each had been convicted of rape, robbery and illegal arms possession.


    Prison Director Wilson Galeas was quoted by the daily newspaper La Prensa Grafica as saying it was not the first time Alvarado had visited the two convicts.
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    Um...now, I have no idea what it's like having...um...that couldn't have been comfortable.
    "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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      #3
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      EXPLOSIVE

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        #4
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        Who was it that said women make better spies because they have more places to hide things?

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          #5
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          Meryl from MGS1 I believe.

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            #6
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            Originally posted by SirTMagus
            Meryl from my dream last night, I believe.
            Fixed.

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              #7
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              YOU CAN READ MINDS?

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                #8
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                Holy crap that sounds uncomfortable.

                "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                  Officials subsequently raised the security level at jails across the country, prison system spokesman Alberto Uribe said, adding the discovery showed "the inmates are planning something."
                  Explosive sex???

                  Alvarado was visiting two inmates, serving 25 and 30 years. Each had been convicted of rape, robbery and illegal arms possession.
                  Clearly she was their supplier. The Grenade was only to ensure that no "funny business" went on after the sell. >_>




                  All of the above statements have been given the Staffmaster Seal of Approval. Have a nice day!

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                    #10
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                    Boy, after they tighten security measures at that prison the next prison inspector is going to have a more fun job.

                    "Hey, what's your job?"

                    "Hand job."

                    ".....Que?"
                    Lil' Bean is here!

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