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    Happy Dyngus Day

    Happy Dyngus Day Everyone!!!!

    May the fertility be bestowed upon you all, an your legs not too reddened nor wet.


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    FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyngus_Day
    Dyngus Day

    Traditionally, boys will awaken girls early in the morning and douse them with water and strike them about the legs with long thin twigs made from willow, birch or decorated tree branches (palmy wielkanocne). This practice is possibly connected to a pre-Christian, pagan fertility rite

    Later the focus became the courting aspect of the ritual, and young unmarried girls were the only acceptable targets. A boy would sneak into the bedroom of the particular girl he fancied and awaken her by completely drenching her with multiple buckets of water. Politics played an important role in proceedings, and often the boy would get access to the house only by arrangement with the girl's mother.
    Throughout the day girls would find themselves the victims of drenchings and leg-whippings, and a daughter who wasn't targeted for such activities was generally considered to be beznadziejna (hopeless) in this very coupling-oriented environment.
    Last edited by neobi; 04-17-2006, 10:32 PM.
    Everything is a Riemann sum of a lot of nothing.

    #2
    Re: Happy Dyngus Day

    Oh, Nixon...

    ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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      #3
      Re: Happy Dyngus Day

      This has no place in the imaginari forum. why should it stay here? please tell me.



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        #4
        Re: Happy Dyngus Day

        I bet many a boy got his ass kicked.

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          #5
          Re: Happy Dyngus Day

          How sexist...

          How womanizing....

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            #6
            Re: Happy Dyngus Day

            Don't we call that a wet T-shirt contest?
            I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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              #7
              Re: Happy Dyngus Day

              Originally posted by jvrlopez
              How sexist...

              How womanizing....

              How unnecesarily overcritical...






              I myself am looking forward to lupercalia next year.

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupercalia

              "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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                #8
                Re: Happy Dyngus Day

                THIS IS BEST HOLIDAY I'VE EVER HEARD OF

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                  #9
                  Re: Happy Dyngus Day

                  Ah, I see: it's not that holidays suck, it's just that we celebrate all of the sucky ones.
                  Lil' Bean is here!

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                    #10
                    Re: Happy Dyngus Day

                    it would be so funny if someone did it. She(whoever) would freak not only because you dumped a pail of cold water on her, but that fact that you would be sitting there beating her legs with sticks would just be like WTF! HAHaha, Man would she be super p-o'd. I'm sure the "Happy Dyngus Day" would make all better right? lol Too bad....I'll have to make an earlier anouncement next year.
                    Everything is a Riemann sum of a lot of nothing.

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                      #11
                      Re: Happy Dyngus Day

                      If someone did that to me, I'd let them have it. Their new tradition would be setting their own broken bones.
                      Eat Smello.

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                        #12
                        Re: Happy Dyngus Day

                        Any male that attemped to do that to me would be wearing his testicles as earrings.

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                          #13
                          Re: Happy Dyngus Day

                          You ladies are too nice. I would have expected a massacre of biblical proportions.
                          I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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