Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

[Funk]

It's been a while.

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4) How many buttons are on your mouse?

8) Did you drink any water today?

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.

42) ORLY?

108) Can you whistle?

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?

Z) August 29, 1997?

[JLaCroix]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
Three, counting the scroll wheel. Us Linux people count that as the "middle key".

8) Did you drink any water today?
Nope, but at least a 2 liter's worth of Pepsi.

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
Yes.

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
****.

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
Microsoft and Apple.

42) ORLY?
OMGSTF!

108) Can you whistle?
01010111011100100110100101110100011010010110111001100111001000000110100101101110001000000110001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010000001101001011100110010000001100110011101010110111000101110
(Writing in binary is fun, yes I can whistle).

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
Because he knows us Michigan people need to stick together.

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?
Italic MOFO!!!!!1!!!!!one

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
Spiderman 3. They better not goof it up.

Z) August 29, 1997?
Some time after finally getting a Playstation, sometime before becoming a man.

[Nixon]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
Three.

8) Did you drink any water today?
You bet.

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
No.

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
RIDE THE WALRUS!

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
Rob Liefeld.

42) ORLY?
LIES LIES LIES

108) Can you whistle?
Yep.

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
Dogs sniff everything.

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?
BOLD.

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
Silent Hill... you folks at home can make up your own jokes.

Z) August 29, 1997?
A day which will live in infamy.

[Magus]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
3.

8) Did you drink any water today?
NO.

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
NO. But I do now.

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what
would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
*to co-passenger* "Put'cho shoes back on!"

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
Stupidity.

42) ORLY?
NO.

108) Can you whistle?
Yes. Pretty well too. Whistling is still annoying though.

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
TREASSSUUURRRREEE

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
GOD, SILENT HILL

Z) August 29, 1997?
I think I was pre-ordering Final Fantasy VII at Toys-R-Us.

[gray]

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4) three

8) a day i can say yes! woo!

15) no

16) Sure it's red, but it's not that red.

23) mortality

42) ....no

108) are you coming on to me?

O) dead bodies?

M) italicized

G) silent hell!

Z) awkward and lacking social skills.

[The Toecutter]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

Q: 4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
A: Three. Right click, left click, and scroll.

Q: 8) Did you drink any water today?
A: Yes.

Q: 15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
A: No.

Q: 16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
A: WELCOME TO MAAAARRRRSSSS, NIGGAS!

Q: 23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
A: The power elite

Q: 42) ORLY?
A: QUITE RLY!

Q: 108) Can you whistle?
A: No.

Q: O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
A: Because like 50 dogs have pissed and **** in that same spot.

Q: M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?
A: I LIKE ALL THREE COMBINED WITH 'CAPS LOCK'.

Q: G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
A: If "Mad Max: Fury Road" ever gets made, that would be my choice.

Q: Z) August 29, 1997?
A: Remember the Rais Massacre in Algeria, for starters. 100 people gilled by the GIA. This was also the date in the movie "Terminator 2" in which the world was nuked, although never specifically referenced in the first film.

[Loki]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
Three.

8) Did you drink any water today?
I had a glass. And there may have been trace amounts in my Coke with Lime.

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
Nope.

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
Where the white women at?!

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
SirTMagus.

42) ORLY?
It was funny at first, but then again most things are.

108) Can you whistle?
Yes, and it makes all the fellas jealous.

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
Any day with a dog is a special day.

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
Is there any other movie worth considering?

Z) August 29, 1997?
708 - Copper coins are minted in Japan for the first time (Traditional Japanese date: August 10, 708).
1189 - Ban Kulin wrote "The Charter of Kulin", which become a symbolic "birth certificate" of Bosnian statehood
1261 - Urban IV becomes Pope, the last man to do so without being a Cardinal first.
1475 - The Treaty of Picquigny ends a brief war between France and England.
1484 - Cardinal Giovanni Battista Cibo is elected Pope Innocent VIII.
1521 - The Ottoman Turks capture Nándorfehérvár, now known as Belgrade.
1526 - Battle of Mohács: The Ottoman Turks led by Suleiman the Magnificent defeat and kill the last Jagiellonian king of Hungary and Bohemia.
1533 - Inca emperor Atahualpa is executed in Cajamarca by the garrote by Spanish invaders known as Conquistadores.
1541 - The Ottoman Turks capture Buda, the capital of the Hungarian Kingdom.
1756 - Frederick the Great attacks Saxony, beginning the Seven Years' War.
1786 - Shays' Rebellion, an armed uprising of Massachusetts farmers, begins in response to high debt and tax burdens.
1831 - Michael Faraday discovers electromagnetic induction.
1833 - The United Kingdom legislates the abolition of slavery in its empire.
1869 - The Mount Washington Cog Railway opens, making it the world's first cog railway.
1871 - Emperor Meiji orders the Abolition of the han system and the establishment of prefectures as local centers of administration. (Traditional Japanese date: July 14, 1871).
1885 - Gottlieb Daimler patents the world's first motorcycle.
1895 - The formation of the Northern Rugby Union at the George Hotel, Huddersfield, England.
1896 - Chop suey is invented in New York City.
1898 - The Goodyear tire company is founded.
1907 - The Quebec Bridge collapses during construction, killing 75 workers.
1910 - Japan changes Korea's name to Ch?sen and appoints a governor-general to rule its new colony.
1911 - Ishi, considered the last Native American to make contact with European Americans, emerges from the wilderness of northeastern California.
1922 - Turkish forces set fire to Smyrna, in Asia Minor.
1930 - The last 36 remaining inhabitants of St Kilda are voluntarily evacuated to other parts of Scotland.
1943 - German-occupied Denmark scuttles most of its navy; Germany dissolves Danish government.
1944 - Slovak National Uprising takes place as 60,000 Slovak troops turn against the Nazis.
1949 - Soviet atomic bomb project: The Soviet Union tests its first atomic bomb, known as First Lightning or Joe 1, at Semipalatinsk, Kazakhstan.
1952 - Premiere of John Cage's 4'33" in Woodstock, New York.
1958 - United States Air Force Academy opens in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
1966 - Last Beatles concert, in San Francisco, California.
1982 - The synthetic chemical element Meitnerium, atomic number 109, is first synthesized at the Gesellschaft für Schwerionenforschung in Darmstadt, Germany.
1991 - Supreme Soviet suspends all activities of the Soviet Communist Party.
1995 - NATO launches Operation Deliberate Force against Bosnian Serb forces.
1996 - Vnukovo Airlines Flight 2801, a Vnukovo Airlines Tupolev Tu-154 crashes into a mountain on the Arctic island of Spitsbergen, killing all 141 aboard.
1997 - At least 98 villagers are killed by the GIA in the Rais massacre, Algeria.
2003 - Ayatollah Sayed Mohammed Baqir al-Hakim, the Shia Muslim leader in Iraq, is assassinated in a terrorist bombing, along with nearly 100 worshippers as they leave a mosque in Najaf.
2005 - Hurricane Katrina devastates much of the U.S. Gulf Coast from Louisiana (especially the Mississippi Gulf Coast) to the Florida Panhandle, killing more than 1,604 and costing over 75 billion dollars in damage.

[josh]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
three. left/right/scroll wheel.

8) Did you drink any water today?
my fair share

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
no

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
"where can I plug in my iPod to charge? hey. where can I plug in my iPod to charge?"

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
the word "indie".

42) ORLY?
chyeah rly.

108) Can you whistle?
sadly no.

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
it smells like lasagna.

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?
why not all?

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
Silent Hill and Clerks 2.

Z) August 29, 1997?
I was probably doing something gay.

[Hedrum]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
A: 5; scroller, right button, left button, back button, and forward button.

8) Did you drink any water today?
A: There's a trace of water in all of my beverages that I drink!

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
A: Look at SirTMagus' comment and you'll find the answer

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
A: "I want to go home".

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
A: The dinosaurs.

42) ORLY?
A: Yeah, I have to give a presentation to my class.

108) Can you whistle?
A: Not very well, but yes.

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
A: Will you give us the answer?

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?
A: GUESS!

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
A: A good one. But if that's not applicable, then perhaps Spiderman 3.

Z) August 29, 1997?
A: Yep, that was in the past.

[donkeyboy]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) 2

8) nope, but did drink gatorade

15) no

16) Outta my way people! Me first! Me first! (most people only know neil armstrong, not #2)

23) cancer

42) The real question is Or NOT LY...

108) NO!!!! (bad childhood flashback)

O) Because it smells like gouda

M) When in Rome...

G) I don't even know what's in the theaters right now, although I am looking forward to my next net flix movie - Nosferatu w/ Max Shreck

Z) Ahh, the day of the beginning of what was the rest of my life (until now)

[Riotsword]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
Three, including the mouse wheel.

8) Did you drink any water today?
Nope. I'm dying of dehydration as I type.

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
Never thought anything of it, really.

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
"ROWSDOWER!"

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
Lies.

42) ORLY?
Shut up.

108) Can you whistle?
Yes, until I get to certain high-octaves.

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
They're about to relieve themselves!! Stop them!!

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?
TRY ALL THREE!

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
Why, the quiet small bump in the earth, of course.

Z) August 29, 1997?
Was just another ****ty day in my life.

[Jamos' Old Account]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
Two

8) Did you drink any water today?
I never do

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
Sadly, yes.

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
"I am the supreme ruler of mars!"

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
Stupid people

42) ORLY?
Dunno

108) Can you whistle?
Yes.

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
Because of food crumbs.

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?
Yes.

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
Silent Hill

Z) August 29, 1997?
The day I finally lost my mind.

[Kit Carruthers]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
Five.

8) Did you drink any water today?
Yes.

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
What.

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
I didn't really land here. It's a conspiracy. I'm in Arizona.

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
Everything and everyone but me and this chair I'm sitting on.

42) ORLY?
ya rly

108) Can you whistle?
ya rly

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
Because the carpet smells like the dog's ass.

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?
I tend not to feel that any particular words are more important than any other words, and that they do not deserve special treatment.

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
Movies suck.

Z) August 29, 1997?
I think that was the day after my grandpa died, actually.

[jvrlopez]

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4- 3 buttons

8- Yes, I drink atleast an amount equal to 6 glasses daily.

15- Sure, why not.

16- Yo!

23- No clue

42- O RLY indeed

108- not really. Im not THAT mexican

O- No clue.

M- Bolded

G- No idea.

Z- Thats the date in the Terminator Universe that Skynet starts launching nukes against strategic positions in the world.

[Goyle]

Re: Funk's Super Spring-Is-Almost-Summer-But-Not-Close-Enough Survey

4) How many buttons are on your mouse?
11. But most of them are for a media program I don't ever use.

8) Did you drink any water today?
Yep.

15) Did you think that the SquareEnix merger was a huge joke at first?
I did indeed.

16) If you were to be the first person on Mars, what would be the first words you would speak when stepping on the planet's surface?
"Where the **** is the bathroom," or, alternatively, "WHERE ARE THE BUGGALO!"

23) Name one thing you would like to see wiped from existence.
People who don't know how to indent.

42) ORLY?
R U SHUR?

108) Can you whistle?
Only slightly, only slightly.

O) Why is my dog sniffing the carpet?
IT IS DELICIOUS CARPET I MUST EAT IT.

M) Bolded, italicized, or underlined?
LOUD AND PROUD.

G) What movie are you most looking forward to seeing in a theater (if applicable)?
Thea...ter? What is this theeater you speak of?

Z) August 29, 1997?
BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP.