hey Josh, you're stupid. (new stuff 5/14)

[josh]

I am not.

here are some comics pulled from my sketchbook. you can view the updates themselves at my website.

the first one is about my sketchbook getting stolen when I was in the ninth grade.
the second one is about my love and devotion to the energy drink Monster.
this one is about a girl who likes me. it is not a mutual crush.
this one is emo. me wanking about girl troubles.
this is a comic about when I bought an original cast recording of Sweeney Todd.
I went to Death Cab for Cutie the other night! here is a comic about it.
I got Kingdom Hearts II yesterday woowoo.
I sat in gum today so I figured I'd better draw it.
this one is about how cool I am, and true friendship.
this one didn't really happen, but everyone who reads it thinks it did.

NEW!

a secret meeting with the Legion of Super Cool Dudes!

[Chad]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid.

Oh man, my friends addicted to the Monster, too!


Honestly, though, the punchlines could use a little more punch.

[Valkysas]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid.

I like them just how they are.

[DK]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid.

Yeah, I think the first one is great

[josh]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid.

The first one is gold. I like how you drew yourself.

I was a freak with curly hair, round glasses, and braces that kept me from ever being able to close my mouth all the way. plus I was all "woo punk". I HATE myself at that period in my life, hahahaha.

[Hyper Dingo]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid.

WHAT HAPPENED TO BYRON

[josh]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid.

he was murdered. by Puerto Ricans.

[Goyle]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid. (new stuff 4/04)

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Unfortunately, the two new links don't work. FIX THEM.

Or else.

[josh]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid. (new stuff 4/04)

whoops. there we go.

[Chad]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid. (new stuff 4/04)

Hahaha I love the third one.


I didn't really get the fourth, but if that guy wants to be my dog, I'll have to get some chew toys!

[josh]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid. (new stuff 4/04)

it's a reference to Jens Lekman's album, When I Said I Wanted To Be Your Dog. because I drew him.

I don't really get the fourth one either. it's just about my getting cold feet whenever a girl likes me. I could think the world of her, but if she ever shows feelings back, I suddenly distance myself and act all, like, "whoa, hey, back off." I wonder what's wrong with me.

[Chad]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid. (new stuff 4/04)

I concur.

[josh]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid. (new stuff 4/04)

great, now I have cancer and I can't keep a woman.

[Smurf Taco]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid. (new stuff 4/04)

I like them. Seems like a much more creative LiveJournal.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: hey Josh, you're stupid. (new stuff 4/04)

I love the first one the most. Has a neat style to it, and its funny to boot.