The Post apocalyptic Survial Test

[The Toecutter]

Looking for some post apocalyptic fiction, I came across this little gem:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...84400158389825


My score:

Congratulations! You have survived Armageddon.

You are a drifter. With no one to rely on but yourself, you find yourself drifting from broken town to broken town, getting what you need to survive, and moving on. Your keen practical know-how allows you to avoid mutated abominations and discover useful commodities where others can not.

You have few allies, but you don't need them. You never wanted to be a hero or restore the human race back to its former glory, you just want to live. Which is a good thing!

Survival chance : 50%

[jvrlopez]

Re: The Post apocalyptic Survial Test

Unfortately, you did not survive the holocaust. You most likely were standing directly under the center of the first atomic bomb blast.

Even if you miraculously survived that, you do not have what it takes to survive the aftermath -- finding yourself alone and without the first idea of how to survive, you would quickly perish. Sorry!

At least you finally lost that weight you could never get rid of no matter how hard you worked out.

Survival chance : 0%



Btw, I didnt see that part about the weight until after I got the results posted here...haha, so kinda true of me.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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Warlord

Congratulations! You survived the end of time.

Not only that, your keen intellect and strong social instincts have allowed you to band together with other survivors who quickly proclaim you as leader. Very few survived the war, but the best and brightest among those who did, including yourself, sought out others of similar interests.

You have very few enemies, mostly because you have eliminated them all before they became a threat. Your benevolent rule encourages your small society to begin rebuilding human civilization.

It's good to be King.

Survival chance : 95%



BUH?

[Chrome Homura]

Re: The Post apocalyptic Survial Test

Mine:
Warlord

Congratulations! You survived the end of time.

Not only that, your keen intellect and strong social instincts have allowed you to band together with other survivors who quickly proclaim you as leader. Very few survived the war, but the best and brightest among those who did, including yourself, sought out others of similar interests.

You have very few enemies, mostly because you have eliminated them all before they became a threat. Your benevolent rule encourages your small society to begin rebuilding human civilization.

It's good to be King.

Survival chance : 95%

Am I good or what?

[The Toecutter]

Re: The Post apocalyptic Survial Test

The Humongos rules the wasteland!

[Chrome Homura]

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Yeah. That being ME.
(That emoticon made no sense)

[Marc M.]

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Mutant King
You scored 53 charisma, 50 mutation, and 54 wits!

Congratulations! You have survived the war.

It probably wasn't a good idea be standing right under a mushroom cloud measuring the radiation level, though, but you always were the curious type! Due to your insatiable inquisitiveness, a non-lethal dose of radiation has badly mutated your body. I'm talking green skin, pus oozing out of your stomach, the works.

Even so, you manage to corral a small band of survivors, mutated and non-mutated ones, and direct them in survival. Your survival knowledge keeps you alive, and your knack for social relationships keep the band together and happy. Soon, you form a respected and peaceful post-apocolypic society, and you are revered as King. History is made when you marry a non-mutant and have 4 healthy, half-mutant children.

Your health wanes before it deserves to and you are buried underneath a giant statue of yourself where the Statue of Liberty used to be.

Survival chance : 75%

Mutant-tastic!

[jvrlopez]

Re: The Post apocalyptic Survial Test

That emoticon is about Serge, legendary horse hater and beater.

Only the oldtimers get it...

[Chrome Homura]

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Please enlighten me on this reference which I had no idea about.
Please.

EDIT: I was asking gloomy to enlighten me on the above reference,
the one above my last post.

[Smurf Taco]

Re: The Post apocalyptic Survial Test

No. I got a thing that started with a V. I forgot to post it earlier and don't want to find the results again.

[Chrome Homura]

Re: The Post apocalyptic Survial Test

I belive the word you're looking for is "vagabon".

[Riotsword]

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ANYWAY...

I find this very funny.

Mutant Corpse
You scored 34 charisma, 46 mutation, and 39 wits!

Congratulations! You were one of the few survivors of nuclear winter.

However, a fellow survivor that obviously didn't like you very much pushed you into a vat of toxic waste; this has left you badly mutated. With little idea of how to fend for yourself and even less help from other survivors, your sickness becomes progressively worse.

Within days, your mutant corpse lay ignored along with others along the side of what was left of a city street.

If there is a retard heaven, you are going to to fit in quite well.
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I'm offended! I can fight if I have to, I know kung fu!

Oh wait, no I don't.

I don't understand the scoring on it... but whatever.

[DarkwingChuck]

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Your health wanes before it deserves to and you are buried underneath a giant statue of yourself where the Statue of Liberty used to be.

*Sees remains of the Statue of Liberty*
You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

I'm offended! I can fight if I have to, I know kung fu!

Maybe your mutation prevented you from using it, like one of your arms fell off and the other "broked your elby bone so's that it goes in the oppositey direction" or something. I would have nothing to worry about as I'm trained in the ancient martial art of Pik Up Brik. It never fails unless somebody brings a gun to your fistfight.

If there is a retard heaven, you are going to to fit in quite well.

x infinity

[Vonwert]

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Drifter
You scored 33 charisma, 33 mutation, and 53 wits!
Congratulations! You have survived Armageddon.

You are a drifter. With no one to rely on but yourself, you find yourself drifting from broken town to broken town, getting what you need to survive, and moving on. Your keen practical know-how allows you to avoid mutated abominations and discover useful commodities where others can not.

You have few allies, but you don't need them. You never wanted to be a hero or restore the human race back to its former glory, you just want to live. Which is a good thing!

Survival chance : 50%

Possible outcomes: Wits Charisma Category
Low
mutation high high Warlord
low Drifer
low high Vegabond
low Corpse
High
mutation high high Mutant King
low Mutant Outcast
low high Mutant Hordeling
low Mutant Corpse

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: The Post apocalyptic Survial Test

Drifter
You scored 45 charisma, 29 mutation, and 51 wits!
Congratulations! You have survived Armageddon.

You are a drifter. With no one to rely on but yourself, you find yourself drifting from broken town to broken town, getting what you need to survive, and moving on. Your keen practical know-how allows you to avoid mutated abominations and discover useful commodities where others can not.

You have few allies, but you don't need them. You never wanted to be a hero or restore the human race back to its former glory, you just want to live. Which is a good thing!

Survival chance : 50%