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    When trying to get the remainder of your strawberry slushy from the bottom of the styrofome cup in which you purchased it, remember to use a straw. It is a much more effective method then attempting to pour it into your mouth by tipping it vertically above your open lips....

    Slushes are not ment to be breathed in through the nose.

    *bows*

    Thank you.

    #2
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    Well, isn't that special?

    'Could be worse. It might've ended up in your ear.

    ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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      #3
      Re: Lesson Learned

      how would it get in her ear?



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        #4
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        She'd be standing there, trying to drop the ice into her mouth, then some duck riding a bear comes in and does the Blues whistle. She turns to see what the deal is and boom, ice in ear.

        ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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          #5
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          Or a flying giant miniature hamster rides on a meteor and causes the extintion of the african spider monkey and she turns to see the explosion and

          BLAM

          Ice in da ear.

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            #6
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            -.- Dammit...now I've got Mountain Dew all over the screen.


            You guys are too much.

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              #7
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              o.o It is also a bad idea to drink water when somebody really funny is talking. You may end up drowning. *nods sagely*
              "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                #8
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                Originally posted by Fushigi Renamon
                o.o It is also a bad idea to drink water when somebody really funny is talking. You may end up drowning. *nods sagely*

                "I'm a woman, I don't HAVE that kind of aim."

                *snorkle*

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                  #9
                  Re: Lesson Learned

                  Originally posted by libra_in_red
                  When trying to get the remainder of your strawberry slushy from the bottom of the styrofome cup in which you purchased it, remember to use a straw. It is a much more effective method then attempting to pour it into your mouth by tipping it vertically above your open lips....

                  Slushes are not ment to be breathed in through the nose.

                  *bows*

                  Thank you.
                  Same can be said of triple thick milkshakes.
                  I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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