what did you do today? me? well, Vic Mignogna signed my torso.
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I wrote an Essay on Death of a Salesman. Now I'm catching a cold.
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Who's Vic Mignogna?Last edited by Gustaff 13; 03-25-2006, 01:40 AM.
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I was dreaming that Joey Gladstone dressed up as a woman dressed up as a robot. Or something. I remember more, but the darn thing was so skrewed up, nothing I post would make sense.
I then woke up, thinking "wait, did I turn on my alarm clock?" I didn't, but I was only 10 minutes late waking up. So, I got out of bed, and proceeded to head to the kitchen. Today was doughnuts day at work, but I wanted to try out my new ($12) toaster. I took the toaster out of the box, placed it on the counter next to the sink, and plugged it in. Then I set the dial at some spot I guessed would be right. Next I took a package of blueberry Pop Tarts out of the Pop Tarts box, and opened up the package. One of the Pop Tarts had the corner broken off. Before cooking, I tested how high up the Pop Tarts would sit after "popping" up, as previous experience with toasters has shown that food items like Pop Tarts and Toaster Strudels don't pop up far enough, resulting in one's hands having to fumble at the hot metal of the toaster whilest retrieving the freshly-cooked pastry. As expected, it didn't sit high up enough on its side, so I put them in vertical. Both frosting sides were facing the left. I pushed them in and let them cook. Next, I took a glass I had prepared the night before (after using it for orange juice; my dishes still haven't been cleaned), and after retrieving a half-gallon of 1% milk from the fridge, poured some milk into the glass. I put the milk away, and put the glass on my table. My Pop Tarts then popped up, apparently at just the right temperature. I grabbed a paper towl, and put the pop tarts on them. I ate the Pop Tarts at the table, and drank my milk afterwards.
After eating, I rinsed the glass out and placed it on top of the other dishes, and threw away the paper towel I ate the Pop Tarts on as well as the wrapper they were previously in. Realizing how little time I had, I decided to pack my lunch then and there, instead of doing so as I walked out the door like usual. I opened the freezer, and took out a couple Hot Pockets and a couple ice packs. I put them in my lunch box in the special way that I always do. I closed the freezer door, and opened up the fridge. I took out a can of Diet Pepsi and put it in my lunch box. I then reached for the box of Little Debbie brownies, took one out, and placed it in my lunch box. I then zipped up my lunch box. I then went back to my room to check the time. It was 7:07. I had little time left before I had to leave for work. I went back to the kitchen, and grabbed my keys. I opened up a blind in my kitchen window, looking until I could see the brake lights of my car. I started my car. I set the keys down on the living room couch, and proceeded back to my room. I could've either shaved or brush my teeth yet not both, but I decided to do neither. I went into the bathroom to grab a pair of junky socks from the drier. And I did. Then I went into my room, with socks in hand. I took off my PJs, and put on today's clothes. I put my wallet in my back left pocket, unplugged my cell phone and brought it into the living room. I grabbed my work shoes, sat on the couch, and put the shoes on. I got up, reached for my junky Rams winter coat, and put it on. I then put my cell phone in my left pocket, and I took my keys and put them in the right pocket. I grabbed my lunch box, locked the door, and headed to my car.
I walked around the front of my car, and got in. I set my lunch box in the passenger seat. I put the keys in, and pushed the Off button on my car starter so I could use the car. I put it in drive, and started to drive off. I didn't even reach the end of the driveway, when my grandpa called me like he usually does, to tell me to have a nice day, smile, that he and grandma love me, etc.
I left Benld, went into White City, got on the interstate, got off at exit 52 at Litchfield, and proceeded through and past, until reaching Hillsborough, where I work. During which time, I listened to WIBI's Share-A-Thon. I remembered how last evening, they used an "I triple-dog dare you" clip. Too many times. I thought of how if I won the lottery or something, I would surprise them with an offer like $10,000 for their Share-A-Thon, under the conditions that 1) I remain anonymous, and 2) That they never ever use that "I triple-dog dare you" clip ever again.
I got to work. ...I hated work. I don't want to talk about it. Which is okay, because it looks like I'm out of time anyway. It's not today anymore, it's tomorrow. Today is now yesterday, which makes this post so far 90% untrue. So let me start over.
Today, I made this post. So far, that's the only thing I've done."What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."
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I was at work until 1am (it's almost 4am now). I did some dishes after work, ate a Hot Pocket (Pepperoni Pizza), and now I'm posting. I'll listen to some music and then go to bed. I'm tired early, which is good, since I've been staying up until 6 or 7 am this week.What little I have you can borrow, 'cause I'm old...
and I'm blue...
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Draygone, you must have been channeling the spirit of George Carlin with that post.
WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD
Oh yeah. I woke up at 8:30pm. I set my alarm for 9:30pm, but I just couldn't sleep. I turned on the TV, and, as I always do at that time of night, switched it to Fox Sports Net. And, as I suspected, a Columbus Blue Jackets game was on. It was in the 2nd period, and man, I'm glad I couldn't sleep. I saw lots of hitting, scrums after the whistle... I even saw a Blue Jackets player check a Flames player into his own bench. It was great.
I still went back to sleep after that, until the last possible moment, then went to work at 10pm. At work, some bitchy woman came in, and I was really busy at the time. Plus I was in a bad mood because all the customers there are ****in' idiots. So, I was all running around, and I asked this woman if she needed anything, but I was too busy to really know what she was saying. I turned back around to finish my work, and she said "**** it, let's just go" and started to mumble profanities directed at me, and left. I was like, well, fine, and yelled out the door after her, "HAVE A NICE ****IN' DAY!" Apparently she heard me and came back in, and threatened to tell my manager about me. Whatever, I thought, this job blows anyway. And then she tried to slam the front door, but it's one of those doors with the hydraulic things that make it so you can't slam them, so she looked like an idiot.
Later on this girl I like came in and hung out there all night. She brought one of her friends, and she was really annoying though, so
Now I'm home, and posting here, and then I'll probably play Shadowbane for a while then pass out.Last edited by Riotsword; 03-25-2006, 07:43 AM.
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I went to work, then ran errands all afternoon and mailed stuff. I probably walked at least 4-5 miles total, since the bus doesn't go everywhere. When I finally got home to rest, there was a cartoon note from Dave telling me to go pay the phone bill ASAP.
I am hoping today is better than yesterday.Eat Smello.
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did they serve the food in a barrel? if not, thats horrible, and not worth bragging about.Originally posted by GluémeI just went to this twenty-four hour restaurant called "The Applebarrel" and
ate the "Barrel of a Breakfast". Then I ordered some extra apple pancakes.
I'm very full of pig-meat.
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Starting at 12 a.m. today I:
- was laying on the couch with my friend watching a rerun of the last L Word episode
- went home at 12:30 ish
- got online, checked my mail, etc before going to bed at 1:30
- woke up at 9. Took a shower, had a glass of water, a multivitamin, and a granola bar
- picked up my tuxedo after 10. Went to wal-mart to buy some lime-green shoelaces.
- stopped by my friend's house to see if she needed any help cleaning her house and getting it ready for tonight
- came home around noon, had more water, tuna, and toast for lunch.
- got on the computer, listened to/downloaded some music, opened this topic
which brings me to present time.
Prom is tonight. That's what the tux is for.
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Friday:
12:00 AM ro 4:00 AM- browsed the forums ansd various internet places
4:00 AM to 9:00 AM- studied the characteristics of equivalent pi circuits, calculating maximum line loadability, voltage regulation, themral limit, line angle difference, and other fun stuff related to power systems analysis.
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM- made and ate breakfast, specifically fried porkchops, scrambled eggs, and some very old Steak and Shake ketchup packets).
9:30 AM- took a leak, left for school, flipped off some minivan ***** who cut me off going 70 them promptly slowed to 40 with no one in front of her
10:00 AM to 10:50 AM- Electronuics class. Covered Miller Effect
10:50 to 11:00 AM- browsed internet
11:00 AM to 11:50 AM- EM Fields class, covered Gauss's law, LaPlace transforms, capacitance, and other simple crap
11:50 AM to 12:00 PM- walked roughly 1/3 a mile to next class
12:00 PM to 12:50 PM- Prob and Stat class, covered mostly confidence intervals
12:50PM to 1:45 PM- walked to building over, got lunch using some gay flex points the university forces you to buy before each semester. A freshly prepared grilled chicken sandwhich on rosemary foccaccia bread with red onion, tomato, chilli dijon mustard, jalepino mayonaise, red peppers, and salsa, and also got a BBQ pork sandwhich, a cinnamin roll, and a bag of salt and vinegar chips. Total bill, $12.84, paid for by flex points.
1:45 PM-2:00 PM- took a dump
2:00 PM-6:00 PM- walked over to McDonnel Douglass Hall and worked on a project with a few partners
6:00 PM to 7:00 PM- drove to Dirt Cheap, bought 5 gallons of gas and some vodka, stopped by Shnucks and picked up dinner comprised of more porkchops and grabbed about $10 worth of food including chips and a cake
7:00 PM to 8:00 PM- sat my ass on the computer as my dad cooked dinner
8:00 PM to 9:00 PM- dinner
9:00 PM to 11:00 PM- got back to computer, drank vodka
11:00 PM to 12:00 AM- Dr. Who and more vodka drinking
12:00 AM to ~3:00 AM- computer/vodka. Passed out after that.The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson
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