I just remembered why....

[The_Real_Crunk]

....I dont get tons of jalepeno peppers put on my sandwich at subway. They taste great, but all day today everything comming out of my body is in liquid form. Nothing worse than creamy, liquid **** spurting out your ass, thats acidic enough to burn a hole through a block of steel.

My ass is on fire here people. Its been half an hour after going to the bathroom, and it still burns.

I still love hot peppers though.

[Jamos' Old Account]

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I still love hot peppers though.

That is like me, a person allergic to peanuts, saying that I love reeses or snickers. Anyway, I hope you get better soon.

[DarkwingChuck]

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My ass is on fire here people. Its been half an hour after going to the bathroom, and it still burns.

[Kit Carruthers]

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I don't know... It seems to me that giving out this kind of information isn't going to produce any sort of desirable result to make you feel better.

[Nixon]

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Jalapenos go best with chips and queso.

[DarkwingChuck]

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JALAPENA!

[The Toecutter]

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No food type I know of gives me the runs, so I guess I'm lucky.

I love the hell out of habanero peppers, but boy do their remains hurt coming out! Amd if you've ever wanted to fart fire, well that's as close as you'll get next to placing a lit match near your o-ring and lettin' 'er rip!

[Owl of Parliament]

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Anybody ever notice that after eating McDonalds your boul movements smell like the inside of a McDonalds restaurant?

[Kire]

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c'mooooooooooon ice cream!

[josh]

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this seems more suited to the playground.
EW.

[Chrome Homura]

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So, does this give you nasty farts as well?
Anyway, that sucks. I never have problems eating anything,
exept people. I feel weird for about a year after consumation.
*Runs from sarcasm monster*

[Biggie]

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I love jalapeneos, but everytime I have them I get the hiccups, but that doesn't stop me from putting them on my sangwiches.

[DarkwingChuck]

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Anybody ever notice that after eating McDonalds your boul movements smell like the inside of a McDonalds restaurant?

I think all BMs smell like the inside of McDonald's, or rather vice versa.

[The Toecutter]

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Mine tend to smell like rancid meat, and I wouldn't want it any other way.