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    Spam E-mail from Villa Hector

    Subject: To Villalobos Henry

    'You seem slightly astonished, my dear Stepan Bogdanovich,' said Woland. Stepai's teeth were chattering. ' But I assure you there is nothing to be surprised at. These are my assistants.' Here the cat drank its vodka and Stepa's hand dropped from the doorpost. 'And my assistants need a place to stay,' went on Woland, ' so it seems that there is one too many of us in this flat. That one, I rather think, is you.' 'Yes, that's them! ' said the tall man in a goatish voice, speaking of Stepa in the plural. ' They've been behaving disgustingly lately. Getting drunk, carrying on with women, trading on their position and not doing a stroke of work--not that they could do anything even if they tried because they're completely incompetent. Pulling the wool over the boss's eyes, that's what they've been doing! ' 'Drives around in a free car! ' said the cat slanderously, chewing a mushroom. Then occurred the fourth and last phenomenon at which Stepa collapsed entirely, his weakened hand scraping down the doorpost as he slid to u jqj pgpmp qplqq q spu qo nrpoqjp tphqhq pqp phqfunq jq m qj sdjksdfsdfsdlgkj sdflkjsdf lksdjfsdfsdf
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    'Drives around in a free car! ' said the cat slanderously, chewing a mushroom.
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    #2
    Re: Spam E-mail from Villa Hector

    Is it just me or has the 419 people kicked it up a notch? I used to barely get any, and I'm now getting 2 or 3 a day.

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      #3
      Re: Spam E-mail from Villa Hector

      My God... this man is a genius.

      ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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