Some lawmakers are crazy.

[Red Dragon]

This is a list of laws that were (and still are) Illegal/Legal in the United States. Look at Vermont, It's Illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole! When was the last giraffe in Vermont?

Crazy Laws



Have fun!

[Chrome Homura]

Re: Some lawmakers are crazy.

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

I found this one to be the stupidest law in alabama ever, considering anyone who broke it would never survive to be prosecuted for it. Real funny though.

[Jamos' Old Account]

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It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

WTF!?! Are they serious?

[Red Dragon]

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Kansas
• If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Texas
• If two trains going in opposite directions on the same track meet each other, one can't move until the other does.

Think about it...

[Chrome Homura]

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Somebody wrote every single one these laws, and, well, That person is:

[Fruple]

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Minnesota
• Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
• A Minnesota tax form is quite thorough. Some would say too thorough. It even asks for your date of death.
• Oral sex is prohibited.
• Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
• It is illegal to sleep naked.
• A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

These laws may crush my dreams forever...

[Valkysas]

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you have strange dreams if those laws would crush them.

somewhere out there, is someone who wants to eat a hamburger on a sunday while participating in oral sex, and while talking on the phone unmonitored by a parent with the intent to sleep naked. but are denied because of these laws.

[Fruple]

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you have strange dreams if those laws would crush them.

somewhere out there, is someone who wants to eat a hamburger on a sunday while participating in oral sex, and while talking on the phone unmonitored by a parent with the intent to sleep naked. but are denied because of these laws.

No, I just care about the hamburger part. The rest.... That's for the other Minnesotans.

[Valkysas]

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hey, does every fast food place in the state close sunday?

if not, you should call the police on burger king. I think they'd actually have to enforce the law.

in michigan, you cant legally swear in front of a mother or a child. no one really knew about this law until some guy said the F word while trying not to drown, and a mother sued him. she won.

I'd say the F word too, if I were drowning.

[The Toecutter]

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Missouri
• Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
• Buckner: In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
• Children can buy shotguns in Kansas City, Missouri... but not toy cap guns.
• Excelsior Springs: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
• Four women may not rent an apartment together.
• Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
• In Ballwin, Mo., the only place you can use vulgar, obscene or indecent language is in your home.
• In Merryville women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
• In Springfield, door to door salesman are prohibited from selling their goods while standing in the middle of the road, screaming at passing vehicles.
• In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
• In St. Louis, a law on the books makes it illegal to park your car without turning off the engine. This was to avoid scaring horses.
• It is illegal to have oral sex.
• It is not illegal to speed.
• It's illegal to sit on any street curb in St. Louis, Missouri, and drink beer from a bucket.
• Kansas City: Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely. Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
• Marceline: Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
• Marquette: It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
• Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
• Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.
• Mole: Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
• Natchez: It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
• Purdy: Dancing is strictly prohibited.
• St. Louis: It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets. A milk man may not run while on duty.
• University City: Four women may not rent an apartment together.

America's asscrack, I tell ya' what.

[Jamos' Old Account]

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In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.

Uuh... now I find that particular law offensive. I don't think any self-respecting human being would wait that long. In fact, I don't think anyone without any shread self-respect would wait that long. Why the hell would that need to be a ****ing law?

[Red Dragon]

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Yeah but they mean ONLY once a year, and it has to be on a saterday, in other states at least.

[Alex]

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Internet: 1998.

[donkeyboy]

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Louisiana
• If you've ever been to Mardi Gras in New Orleans, you'll see the kings and queens on the various floats throwing plastic money, medallions and jewels to the crowd, but not food. It's against the law to throw food from a float in the Mardi Gras festivities.


This one is weird. They throw food at you from floats for the st. patrick's day parade. You have to watch out to not get hit in the head with a cabbage. I wonder why they can't throw food for mardi gras?

Florida
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

OUCH!!

[The_Real_Crunk]

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• You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.

Well ****.