I'm getting married.

[Magik]

... Okay, so that was just a hook.


We have to do that age old project of pairing up and raising a baby made of a bag of sugar and a stocking. But since I go to a parochial school, we have to get married first (of course).

They assigned the guys today with a female partner who we have to propose to. I'm going to try to have fun with this, I guess.

So, how should I propose to her? And, in reality, how would you like to propose/be proposed to?

[John Mora]

Re: I'm getting married.

But since I go to a parochial school, we have to get married first (of course).

I went to a Catholic school and even they didn't go that far.

[Vonwert]

Re: I'm getting married.

Do what the cavemen do, and knock her over the head, and propose to her in a cave

[The Toecutter]

Re: I'm getting married.

So, how should I propose to her?

"Kiss me or I break your legs."

[Alex]

Re: I'm getting married.

Promise her financial security.

[Czechs Mex]

Re: I'm getting married.

Edit: I think I got a little carried away with this suggestion.

[Valkysas]

Re: I'm getting married.

When I proposed, we went to a really nice restaraunt late at night, then went to a huge garden in a park that was one of our "special places". the only thing out of the ordinary for the event was that I finished it off by taking her to this place called the cascades where they have a bunch of really beautiful fountains that are all lit up at night (she had never been there before) and thats where I popped the question. She teared up and said yes. it was the happiest I've ever been.

and then about a year later we broke up.

you're probably not willing to go that far for a class.

the flour/sugar baby thing is fun. I dyed mine a pale blue and told the teacher it drowned.

[Magik]

Re: I'm getting married.

Do what the cavemen do, and knock her over the head, and propose to her in a cave

I dunno, she's a fiesty one. I'm bigger than her, but I think she'd be a formidable opponent if she decided to fight back.


I think I'll go the romantic route this Saturday, flowers or something (her ex-girlfriend told me what kind of stuff she likes), offer her an eighth as a wedding gift, and go from there.

[Valkysas]

Re: I'm getting married.

offer her an eighth as a wedding gift

an eighth of what?

buy her a power ranger.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: I'm getting married.

Try crushing a lump of coal with enough pressure to turn it into a diamond. I worked for Superman and that kid on Roswell.

[The Toecutter]

Re: I'm getting married.

How about in the back seat of an '82 TransAm? Can't get much more romantic than that.

[Roland Of Gilead]

Re: I'm getting married.

You should pretend to be gay and not interested in her.

[Chrome Homura]

Re: I'm getting married.

Do you mean officially married, or fake married or...
WTF!?!?
Me, being 14 and leading quite the sheltered life, dont know Jack **** about this at all.

[Magik]

Re: I'm getting married.

Officially married, but they offer free anulments/divorces after the project is finished.

[Chrome Homura]

Re: I'm getting married.

ok. I still think they take it a bit too seriously though.