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Damn! And I thought I was spoiling my dog. What the hell were they feeding that cat?Last edited by Jamos' Old Account; 02-21-2006, 02:18 AM.I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475Comment
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Their daughters.
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An aquaintance I knew had a 28 lbs cat. It died.Comment
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Why is anything stangly large in asia called a "Monster"......Oh wait......Comment
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The grandmother biological my mother's side of the family had a 25-30 pounder. It was about 18 years old when it croaked, and damn did that thing fart constantly. That cat reeked of sulphur and crap, even after it was bathed. Her name was Munchkin(don't know the breed, but she had long hair like a Persian, but was black all over).An aquaintance I knew had a 28 lbs cat. It died.
I particularly was fond of that cat because it always fought the other cat in the house, Patches(calico), over the patch of floor warmed with sunlight through the slide door in the living room, and every single time, old Munch kicked Patches' ass.The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas JeffersonComment
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Holy crud.
That's huge.Comment
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My cat weighs about 20-22 pounds. Hes ginormous.
HES MY FAT PUDDY!! I love him...
I will take pictures and show you.Comment
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Reminds me of Muta.
My cat used to be pretty fat too. He's still fat, but he's shed a few pounds recently, which is good."They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."Comment
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There's your problem! Stop feeding your cat 6 pounds of meat every day!The cat's owner said it has no interest in eating fish but prefers to eat six pounds of chicken and pork each day.Eat Smello.Comment
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You can't expect a true gourmet
To settle for mere fish flambe
My diet screams for triple-star
Beluga caviar
And cream by any other name
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat
A toast to me, Fat Cat
I want the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at my beck and call
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
My velvet tux is tailor-made
Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade
My good taste is so refined
I demand the top of the line
Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"
And so forth. Yeah, this was called for."What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."Comment
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Holy **** that cat is huge!!!Legs to walk and thoughts to fly
eyes to laugh and lips to cry
a restless tongue to classify
all born to grow and grown to dieComment
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Oh my... that's one hefty feline. I guess we know who runs that house.
In fact, there's an entire website devoted to feline fatties.
I'm surprised many of these guys can even walk without some major arthritis.Comment
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How are those cat's even alive?Originally posted by DarkEpyon
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