Straight Talk On Dungeons And Dragons

[DK]

DnD addicts commanded by demons! And other horrifying secrets!

[Valkysas]

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oh god no, its jack chick...

[Loki]

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Erosion of family values-the Dungeon Master (DM) demands an all-encompassing and total loyalty, control and allegiance.

I know that's how I always DMed.

[The Toecutter]

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That was the most hilarious thing I have ever read.

[Marc M.]

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Make a DC 20 Fortitude Save or I eat your soul.

[Magus]

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VIN DIESEL WROTE A FORWARD TO A NEW D&D BOOK.

[John Mora]

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...While on a binge?

[Jeroak Nelave]

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I want to meet this man, this Chick person. I want to put him in a prison cell with twenty bulky inmates who have had no human contact for years, and let them destroy him and his complete ignorance of anything having to actually do with the bible and its teachings.

They are sad sad people who actually read and believe that stuff.

[JLaCroix]

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I really like D&D, and tried to play it many times. Having a few two hundred page manuals, I never got around to playing. I didn't want to read them. D&D just didn't work out for me.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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I dated a D&D player once, and the only thing I saw the game do was cause people to become total recluses.

[pinkymadigan]

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Where has my soul gone? This person has shown me the light.
Never again shall I sit around rolling dice and writing down numbers in boxes and having very poor dialogues with my friends that often revert to Monty Python or Eddie Izzard quotes... Unless I play yahtzee.

[AbstractOrigin]

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I used to play, but now I'm not.

D&D isn't that bad, people just need to balance
going outside with playing.

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

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http://www.chick.com/articles/frpg.asp

If he had any credibility, he lost it when he called the Dungeons & Dragons movie spectacular.

[IRC]

I actually enjoyed reading that. Of course you heathens would find it laughable and trite. Of course in the end it will be Jack Chick and I who are laughing in heaven as you all burn in hell. Oh man, that is going to be so sweet. Oh yeah, Spiderman will be there laughing too.

[TheHonorableRyu]

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Demon: "Yes, the humans are playing D&D again!"
*packs lawn chair*