Torn

[Toaster]

My shennagin this V-Day was to give 1 rose to 12 differnt girls. Now I like at least 6 different girls and they like me back. They're all starting to make their moves now, and well, I can't decide.



This is great.

[altoecko]

Re: Torn

Oh yeah, I hate when that happens to me.

[Riotsword]

Re: Torn

You're on your own, bub. You got yourself into this mess, you should get yourself out of it too. You're pretty much damned no matter which girl you choose.

And hey, consider yourself lucky. 6 girls like you. Some of us don't have anyone at all.

[Rodak]

Re: Torn

First Come, First Served (NO!! That's not a perverted comment).

Or you could have them mud wrestle for you in a grand free for all (YES!! That was a perverted comment).

I'd say good luck... but it seems like Good Luck is your problem.

Enjoy.

Peace.

[The Dark Jester]

Re: Torn

First Id eliminate all the ones that you met at your family reunion.

so that leaves 3.

Then Id remove the one who enjoys playing Yu Gi Oh.

Now the one that drools, thats probably a keeper. Because I doubt she knows how to say no.

Plus with that helmet, when you two is doin it and her head hits the wall she wont care.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: Torn

Jeez, you should see the 20+ girls that constantly follow me around, begging me for sex. Im all like "Damnit bitches, Im playing Katamari. GO WAIT OUTSIDE!"

[Czechs Mex]

Re: Torn

It's very difficult to get sympathy for a problem like this.

[Alex]

Re: Torn

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[Toaster]

Re: Torn

I'm not trying to get sympathy. I just thought some of you might find amusment in my plight.

I know it's not a BAD situation to be in, per say. But weird nonetheless.

[Roland Of Gilead]

Re: Torn

Have a sevensome.

[Chrome Homura]

Re: Torn

Have a sevensome.

Twisted. Also, Smurtle wtf are you thinking!?

[Magus]

Re: Torn



DUMB

[Roland Of Gilead]

Re: Torn

Twisted. Also, Smurtle wtf are you thinking!?

You're gonna have to be all twisted up to have a sevensome.
Edit: There was a librarian here. It's gone now.

[Chrome Homura]

Re: Torn

I feel strangely disturbed.

[jvrlopez]

Re: Torn

Toaster = PIMP

Only solution is to open your own escort service.