Valentines Day

[Caciss]

So, uh, what're you doing for your sweethearts?

I'm writing this to a girl I like, on the back of an index card:

You are swell. I am swell. Swell + Swell equals Suh-suh-well-well. That sounds kind'a cool when you say it. I think so. Let's makeout. The end.


P.S. Eat your vegetables.

What're you doing?

Or you can just ***** about how Valentines Day is a giant mass corporate money making scheme, because you can't get a girlfriend. WHATEVER.

[AbstractOrigin]

Re: Valentines Day

I'm drawing a card and buying my girl some candy.

Candy is dandy.

[Caciss]

Re: Valentines Day

HOW ABOUT SOME CREATIVITY THERE KUMO?

[AbstractOrigin]

Re: Valentines Day

I like to keep things simple, if you don't like it, tough.
She'll appreciate it.

I was thinking of buying her a PC Controller, but I have no cash.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Valentines Day

I'm drawing two of my girl friends in a pseudo-lesbian position and sending it to the both of them.

[Nixon]

Re: Valentines Day

I'm buying Dave a steak.

EXCITEMENT ABOUNDS!

[Valkysas]

Re: Valentines Day

Just snarf? you should send them to EVERYONE. you know, except me.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Re: Valentines Day

Really stupid cheesy poetry!

[Translucid]

Re: Valentines Day

I will treat my sweetheart to a bath and a massage.
Then after I'm done masturbating, probably play video games.

[RPGD]

Re: Valentines Day

Send one to me and I'll sic a noticeably large apricot on you.

I wanna give heart-shaped cakes to people and say "You eat peoples' hearts. You sick monster."

[Magus]

Re: Valentines Day

1. Wine guide book
2. Heartis T-shirt from Gameskins

AND MAYBE

3. A drawing of her by me
4. Dave Brubeck jazz CD
5. Bleach plushie

OR

Rub Rabbits.

[Rodak]

Re: Valentines Day

The usual night out for dining and such.

I like to annoy people by calling Valentines Day by it's initials, VD.

Or by calling it February Fools Day.

Is fun.

If you like getting slapped.

Peace.

[Riotsword]

Re: Valentines Day

I'm sending a digital camera so I can get naked pict- uh, I mean, out of the goodness of my heart...

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: Valentines Day

I don't have a girl friend, I feel indifferent about it.

[Hyper Dingo]

Re: Valentines Day

Im gonna make out with this guy i like in the back room of work. HUH HUH HUH GAY DINGO.