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    Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

    I have a double to myself. My roommate transferred last semester, and I was supposed to get a new roommate this semester, but when I called him, it turned out he was "unable to attend" this semester.

    Having my own place has been awesome. I've had my friend sleep over these last two weekends, I've piled the two mattresses on top of each other to make myself feel bigger, I moved my TV and PS2 to the other side of the room by the window where I can watch and play them on my two-mattress bed, I've more or less monopolized the walls and bulletin board with posters and junk, I use the other closest as a pantry and a place for my guitar - which I can practice with much more freely now - I play music on my speakers all the time now, as opposed to having to live under my headphones, and best of all, I am pantless pretty much all the time.

    Today, after waking up in my underwear from a Chinese food and Mr. Show induced nap, I checked my email.
    Hello-
    I am writing to let you know that Jarred Jacobs will be stopping by in the next few days to meet you and check out the room. I wanted to make sure you were notified. Please let me know if you have any questions.
    -Jana, Residence Director
    To which I replied,
    Okay. I guess I'll take down the fort.
    I can't let this happen! This room to myself was the best thing to happen to me in the this damn school! What kind of shmuck changes residences in the middle of the semester, let alone changing from the bigger, modernized dorm with the one dining hall to this distant, crumbling converted apartment? This dorm is in a nice part of town, but isn't even that great - it's the farthest building from the rest of the campus, it's cold and drafty unless you tape the sides of the windows like I have, the floors are tile and can get really grimy, you're not allowed to have refrigerators so you need to share one with the other seventy people in the building, and my room in particular sucks, because it's right next to the check-in office and the front door, so I can almost always hear someone talking, or the door slamming, even when I'm trying to sleep. The only good part is that is was ALL MINE!

    So... when this guy comes to check out the room, what can I do to discourage him from moving in?
    Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 02-07-2006, 07:55 PM.

    #2
    Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

    Defecate in his backpack?

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      #3
      Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

      Id say get the place to smell bad temporarily.
      Living in a place that smells bad sucks. believe me on that.
      "It's nice to be important... but it's more important to be nice." - ???

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        #4
        Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

        Make up diseases you have.
        Answer the door naked.
        Talk way too much.
        Ask him if he wants to play the game you made with RPG Maker.
        The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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          #5
          Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

          Originally posted by Kefka II
          my guitar - which I can practice with much more freely now...I play music on my speakers all the time, and best of all, I am pantless pretty much all the time.

          So... when this guy comes to check out the room, what can I do to discourage him from moving in?
          Answered yourself, just keep your old chinese food containers lying around, maybe in the bathroom. Either you'll be alone or have a friend for life.
          So you're a fish out of water...
          Keep swimming.
          What else can you do?

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            #6
            Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

            ****, man. THAT **** is BULLSHIT.

            I had people come over to my place once to "check it out" and I pretty much went out of my way to let them know I did not like them being there. But I didn't get the courtesy of an e-mail warning it just happened. I mean ****, I was in my PJs enjoying some PS2 action how do you expect me to act?!

            My advice: be negative. Let him know the place sucks, that it's cold, that you hear slamming doors at night. Hell, exaggerate. Tell him the basketball team parties next door.

            *horrible freshman year memories resurface*

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              #7
              Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

              Yes... that can help. Dont forget my suggestions.
              They could help.
              "It's nice to be important... but it's more important to be nice." - ???

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                #8
                Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

                Answer the door in a loin cloth. Find some mud or take some coacoa powder, mix it with some water and rub it on your skin. Let him know that you have COPD and you have to sleep with a bi pap and its *really* loud. After that, tell him you just got over a case of mange and you are still trying to get rid of the mite eggs so if he moves in, her might want to shave his head. While you are doing this, twitch a lot and make some barking type noises but act like you have no idea youre doing anything. Maybe he will think you have tourettes. After he comes in for a bit, offer him some herbal tea and talk about how you do not eat any living things, at all. You only eat dirt, clay and rocks and that you cant have *any* meat products or animal products in your space because it bruises your aura.


                That might work.

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                  #9
                  Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

                  Snarf you nailed it. That sounds perfect LOL!!!!one!!!
                  "It's nice to be important... but it's more important to be nice." - ???

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                    #10
                    Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

                    Originally posted by Snarf
                    You only eat dirt, clay and rocks and that you cant have *any* meat products or animal products in your space because it bruises your aura.
                    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

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                      #11
                      Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

                      Pretend your crazy and have conversations with yourself in front of him. That would definitely keep him away, but could get you put away. On second thought, that is a bad idea.
                      I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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                        #12
                        Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

                        I would just casually scratch yourself in odd places, repeating a few spots here and there. Make sure to scratch a few choice spots on your head. Also, make sniffing noises at him when he's not looking. That bugs people out.
                        Eat Smello.

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                          #13
                          Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

                          Originally posted by Snarf
                          Answer the door in a loin cloth. Find some mud or take some coacoa powder, mix it with some water and rub it on your skin. Let him know that you have COPD and you have to sleep with a bi pap and its *really* loud. After that, tell him you just got over a case of mange and you are still trying to get rid of the mite eggs so if he moves in, her might want to shave his head. While you are doing this, twitch a lot and make some barking type noises but act like you have no idea youre doing anything. Maybe he will think you have tourettes. After he comes in for a bit, offer him some herbal tea and talk about how you do not eat any living things, at all. You only eat dirt, clay and rocks and that you cant have *any* meat products or animal products in your space because it bruises your aura.


                          That might work.
                          Another quote:You cannot give more than one rep for each post.) For this one i should.
                          "It's nice to be important... but it's more important to be nice." - ???

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                            #14
                            Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

                            I hated living by myself. It was always just me. Sure, I could do whatever I wanted and dress as little as I wanted, but some good ol' fashioned companionship is also a factor.

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                              #15
                              Re: Is this the end of Hermit Kefka?

                              Some people like living alone some dont.
                              Kefka likes living alone.
                              "It's nice to be important... but it's more important to be nice." - ???

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