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    #1

    Superman Returns... as JESUS

    "I have sent them you, my only son."
    ...and that's why.
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    #2
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    All hail Sooperman.

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      #3
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      Rock on, Marlon Brando!

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        #4
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        Superman. How I lothe him. And yet...

        No wait, I pretty much don't like him at all. Seriously, the whole Kryptonite deal was probably invented as an afterthought when his creator realized that Superman needed some sort of weakness.
        "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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          #5
          Re: Superman Returns... as JESUS

          Superman was created back in those days when they wanted a superhero that was all saccharine sweet and completely invulnerable. I don't think there had been any comic book series long lasting enough for them to think too far ahead. DC tries to update him for new generations but they end up demanding he be changed back. The success of Smallville (regardless of it being a crappy show) just proves that Superman will always be popular even with the younger crowd.

          I'm hoping Returns is good. Not because I'm particularly interested in a Superman movie but because it better have been worth Singer leaving X3 to be ruined.
          I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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            #6
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            Chris Tucker will have a cameo as [insert amusing racist mutant name here].

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              #7
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              I like Superman.

              Superman: For All Seasons is great.

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                #8
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                You know, judging by the trailer, it almost sounds like Kal-el was sent to Earth to put the world on track or something, rather than to get away from an exploding planet.
                "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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