oh, wow.

[Valkysas]

wow.

[Manyak]

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Wow.

[Magus]

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aw i was totally gonna make a topic for this

[Czechs Mex]

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Ese tio sufrio una indigestion de callos que le produjo una diarrea cerebral.

Exactly.

[MC Ardle84]

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That song is a blast from the past.

I can't even watch the whole thing, it's so bad.

[gray]

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now i fear hell



cause i think it might involve that

[MC Ardle84]

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Man, I totally agree. I keep thinking that guy looks way too much like Dan Marino--It makes me giggle, and cry at the same time.

[Valkysas]

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I dont think david hasselhoff looks much like dan marino

[highwind]

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I REALLY enjoyed that.

[AbstractOrigin]

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I couldn't bring myself to even watch a minute of that.

[Vonwert]

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It is even more disturbing with the "Gagagaga" music playing in the background.

[Valkysas]

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if by "more disturbing", you mean "more awesome", then I agree.

[IRC]

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I watched that entire thing. I was okay with it until this just pops up out of nowhere. . WTF?

[Riotsword]

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I couldn't even watch 30 seconds of it. The "ooga chaka" thing by itself embarassed me, and I was watching it alone.

[Czechs Mex]

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Check out some of the reviews on amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...2004843?n=5174

I'm not sure how someone compiles a best-of album when you only have 1 album, but Hasselhoff is not concerned with semantics here; Hasselhoff is here to rock you.

I like Hasselhoff, and I don't appreciate sarcasm

I've read a number of the reviews posted here and I for one don't appreciate the sarcasm. I see review after review blasting the CD, yet I see few positives. Lets get some clarity. Have any of you people ever made a CD? Ever been the star of a television show? Scratch that, TWO television shows? What was that? Was the answer "Duh, no". Well, I didn't think so. It takes a lot to put yourself out there with your voice and your face and your name and take a risk. Not just to hide behind empty words of bile and bitterness and smug mockery. I can see you all now - 25 year old college dropouts, unemployed, living with your parents, arguing about Klingons online with other losers and chatting up 15 year old girls from Warsaw (who are actually convicted felons sitting in the Ryker's Island remand cell), sprawled among a pile of unwashed clothes and burned copies of "The Big Lebowski" and a whole library of porn, picking your nose, letting your scruff grow, yelling at your mom to do your laundry, spending your allowance on bad dope, etc, etc. Depressing, isn't? You bet!!@!

Well, let me tell you something, some people have what it takes to make something of themselves and not be a wart on the soft, warm underbelly of society. A wart in desperate need of lancing!

And now I'd like to tell you a little about why I do like this album.


I used to be blind.

Being blind may sound like a curse, but after a while you actually get used to it. Oh, I didn't get to enjoy a lot of the little things you people get to do. Things like - driving, playing tackle football, watching sports on television (heck, watching television). But I got along okay. I said my prayers for world peace, and worked for the poor and needy, and knitted blankets for homeless children. A lot of stuff everybody does.

The turning point was one Christmas at the Farm (that's where I live. You see, I'm an orphan) when we were all sitting around drinking eggnog and singing carols when someone handed me a small package wrapped in smooth, soft paper and tied with a scented ribbon. I tore open the package and silence swept the room. I heard a few gasps and someone uttered the word "Hasselhoff". Such a strange word. Poetic and mystical. Simple, yet filled with seductive portents and hidden promises. An enigma to be solved. I kept thinking "I could swear I've heard that name before". In another life perhaps? I had no idea. I had no idea what to think. The next thing I knew I had unrapped the CD and put it on the stereo.

What happened next I cannot fully explain or even clearly recall. They tell me I levitated. I have no memory of the event. I only remember seeing an incredibly bright light and a sound like a hundred worlds exploding at once. It was terrifying, like witnessing the birth of all creation. Or a supernova. And yet I was filled with an incredible sense of inner peace. I radiated a deep glow from inside. The next thing I knew I was lying on the ground and everyone was standing over me. And for the first time I saw form and shadow, light and color. All the things that had been missing from my life.

I looked around at the House Mother and asked "is this heaven? Are you angels?" She smiled in her loving way and fixed her granny glasses on her nose and a tear rolled down her cheek. It was a miracle. A holiday miracle courtesy of a modern day saint - David Hasselhoff. That night we danced and sang in an orgy of joy and transcendence.

Don't overlook this CD. It truly can take you higher.

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