Today I was innocently checking my inter-mail and all of a sudden-
"What's this!? It's from Jester!"
So I click on it in attempt to learn what horrible secrets were contained within, and what do I find?
So, in conclusion, Jester is stupendous.
"What's this!? It's from Jester!"
So I click on it in attempt to learn what horrible secrets were contained within, and what do I find?
GIFT CERTIFICATE
Some loving and caring person from THE INTERNET has sent you this luxurious gift certificate for the Something Awful Forums / AwfulMart! This enchating piece of digital wonder entitles you, the user, the following orgasmic entity:
Forums account registration
Wow! Aren't you a lucky duck! Make sure to thank Rufus Spooner (The Dark Jester) by kissing him or her on the lips and then getting their name tattooed on your chest right next to the Psyduck drawing. To redeem this utterly fantastic item, please click here (you can't because I'm not going to hyperlink it!) and use the following code:
I bet you wanted me to post that!
Remember that you can only use this gift certificate on THE INTERNET, so don't like print it out and start running around the mall like a jackass shouting, "hey guys look at me, look at me, I've got a coupon, aren't I King Hotpants?" Because you're not. I mean, we're not insulting you or anything, we're just saying that the likelihood of you actually being King Hotpants is slim to none, all things considered. Please do not attempt to eat or hump this coupon. I am wearing an apron right now.
Some loving and caring person from THE INTERNET has sent you this luxurious gift certificate for the Something Awful Forums / AwfulMart! This enchating piece of digital wonder entitles you, the user, the following orgasmic entity:
Forums account registration
Wow! Aren't you a lucky duck! Make sure to thank Rufus Spooner (The Dark Jester) by kissing him or her on the lips and then getting their name tattooed on your chest right next to the Psyduck drawing. To redeem this utterly fantastic item, please click here (you can't because I'm not going to hyperlink it!) and use the following code:
I bet you wanted me to post that!
Remember that you can only use this gift certificate on THE INTERNET, so don't like print it out and start running around the mall like a jackass shouting, "hey guys look at me, look at me, I've got a coupon, aren't I King Hotpants?" Because you're not. I mean, we're not insulting you or anything, we're just saying that the likelihood of you actually being King Hotpants is slim to none, all things considered. Please do not attempt to eat or hump this coupon. I am wearing an apron right now.
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