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    Ha ha ha ha! Dolphin!

    http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...732715098.html

    some woman married a dolphin! holy crap.




    #2
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    I'd like to get into that blowhole.

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      #3
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      I love how all on her own, she made a point to say she wasnt a pervert.



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        #4
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        You think they do it?

        I here dolphins have prehensile penises.

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          #5
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          Somebody somewhere just started typing up the pilot for a new Flipper series.

          I hope she knows he's going to cheat on her, aside from chimps dolphins are the only other species known to fornicate recreationally.
          I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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            #6
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            I hope she realizes that dolphins "blow" with extremely high pressure before the honeymoon, otherwise "Jewish Dolphin now a widower" will be all over the headlines the following day.

            ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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              #7
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              That's...wierd. And unbelievable.
              "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                #8
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                Gives new meaning to the word dolphin safe.

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                  #9
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                  Originally posted by RPGDesigner
                  I hope she realizes that dolphins "blow" with extremely high pressure before the honeymoon, otherwise "Jewish Dolphin now a widower" will be all over the headlines the following day.
                  Thats correct. Dolphin spooge is so pressurized it can shoot somebodys head off. Fun fact that is.
                  tumut

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                    #10
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                    All I can think of is that conservatives were right about gay marriage.
                    The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                      #11
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                      Man, I just read that on SA and I was going to post it.

                      I hate you.
                      sig removed due to banned words being in playlist.

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                        #12
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                        aside from chimps dolphins are the only other species known to fornicate recreationally.
                        You left out bonobos.
                        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                          #13
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                          So people get mad when gays marry, but they dont when dolphines and humans marry....

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                            #14
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                            Solong as it's a male and female. Just like God intended...
                            Oh my god! You are so beautiful.
                            I had no idea how beautiful you were.

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                              If God didn't intend for there to be gays he wouldn't have created them in the first place.
                              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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