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    A message sponsored by your parents/guardians.

    If you're partying this weekend, make your transportation arrangements beforehand. That said, have fun.

    -Aunt May Parker
    So you're a fish out of water...
    Keep swimming.
    What else can you do?

    #2
    Re: A message sponsored by your parents/guardians.

    I wish I was partying this weekend, or had anybody to party with. And there'd be no danger of me drunk driving considering I never bothered to learn to drive and get a license. Yup, I are a looser.
    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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      #3
      Re: A message sponsored by your parents/guardians.

      If you're going to drink and drive this new year's eve, don't do drugs.

      Or was it "If you're going to drink and do drugs this new year's eve, don't drive"?

      Seriously, I'm working all night giving drunks pizza, with the hope that they'll give me the whole 20 on their $14.99 order. Though sometimes if they're really drunk you're lucky if they come to the door at all. Still, I've got some beer and wine chillin' in the fridge. So if I can't get out of work until after 2:00 AM I can still have a drink or two.

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        #4
        Re: A message sponsored by your parents/guardians.

        I'm sneaking a sip of my mother's Crown Royal tonight when no one is looking!

        AWESOME!


        But seriously, drinking and driving is horrible. My friend's sister (our high school's valedictorian) was killed 2 years ago by a drunk driving.

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          #5
          Re: A message sponsored by your parents/guardians.

          Man, here I was going to say the first person to puke has to drive home.
          The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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            #6
            Re: A message sponsored by your parents/guardians.

            *sigh*...I dont have a party to go to tonight.

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              #7
              Re: A message sponsored by your parents/guardians.

              Originally posted by ChaosKnightXD
              *sigh*...I dont have a party to go to tonight.
              Boo Hoo

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