The Austin Peay Chicken Sandwich

[Funk]

Dreams are a weird thing. They often make stupid connections that have no financial or plausible reward. Take my dream last night: I was working at Subway(yes, I REALLY work there IRL), and someone ordered an "Austin Peay Chicken Sandwich". Then a MGS "!" appeared over my head, and I said "WTF?", and looked down, and next to the Teriyaki Chicken was an new kind of chicken smothered in brownish-green sauce. I made the sandwich(it was toasted), and looked at the label. Sure enough, one of my co-workers had written A.P. chicken on there, good for two days. Then I ran to the back to find the new sauce, and there was "hobo sauce" next to the teriyaki glaze!

When I woke up, I found "hobo sauce" on the Net, but it turns out Austin Peay is just a college in Texas. I have no idea why all of these things congealed in my dream.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: The Austin Peay Chicken Sandwich

Anxiety dream of some sort.

My philosophy: when you start having dreams about your job, it's time to get a new job.

[Funk]

Re: The Austin Peay Chicken Sandwich

I dream about all of my jobs, current and past. In fact, in my dream last night, I was currently employed at Subway AND my old job in a grocery store at the same time. When the grocery store manager got p1ssy about my availability, I quit. I have had about twenty dreams in which I quit that grocery clerk job, if that tells you anything. Subway I can tolerate, although I would like to get a better paying job soon.

[Key]

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I have dreams like that. Job stress can produce some wild stuff.

[Hyper Dingo]

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I hate having a dream about my job. Because i'm all like mannn i dont want to work... then i realize its a dream and i'm like DAMMIT this is my dream why do i have to work?? I work in a deli and the strangest dream i ever had from it was that the back room was straight out of texas chainsaw massacre,there was blood everywhere and I yell who's going to clean this up!?!?!.

[Key]

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Try working the in Human Services field.

[Hyper Dingo]

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No thanks, i've already had enough of dealing with people at the deli. "I'd like two pounds of baloney sliced paper thin."

[Key]

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No thanks, i've already had enough of dealing with people at the deli. "I'd like two pounds of baloney sliced paper thin."

Well at least they're not taking a dump on the floor because you shut them off
from coffee.

[Nixon]

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I also hate dreaming about work. Every time I dream I'm at one of my old jobs, the dream starts or ends with me quitting in disgust.

[Big Rick Cook]

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See? Quit your job and sell drugs.

[Valkysas]

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Sometimes, I dream about the pavilion.

I also occasionally dream about finding transformers in a store that don't actually exist.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Transformers that don't exist, or stores that don't exist?

EDIT: Nevermind. I misread that.

[Kefka Jr.]

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I seem to be having videogame-inspired dreams lately.

F.E.A.R. dreams are not fun to have.