In the beginning there was Bob; the word was Bob and the word was with Bob. All shall worship Bob though all religions are all about Bob no matter the names they chose to recognize Bob as, they all mean the one true Bob. For Bob is the way, Bob is the truth, Bob is the light, and Bob is your savior. Bob would like to thank all people who celebrated Bobmas for celebrating Bob's birthday yet again this Bobmas; December 25th, as well as thanking any of you following any other teachings of Bob. Letting each of you know Bob will fordo the dole within thy souls, as it is to be done when the time comes. For you are all precious souls endless; and as timeless as Bob himself and the loss of even one sheep is a terrible tragedy. For only the faithful few will know these joys; Bob loves all (in a completely non-homosexual way) but rewards only those who are faithful believer: Those who believe undoubtedly the truth and wisdom within Bob's words. Halt to thee of little faith in Bob, and reassess thy thinking for only through Bob may you be saved. All those unwilling to believe will be lost I pray that it is not one of thee.
Beyond the guard of thy domain and roost,
Beyond your lies you know the flaming truth.
There is within you a secret location,
Of thy hearts dismembered desolation,
A faintly glimmering souls reincarnation.
This; what use to be your souls radiation,
You know Bob was the center of all creation,
And that I am here to bring you salvation.
Deny my words to thy hearts content,
Then your soul shall hold you in contempt
And thy soul shall begin circumvent,
Until your guilt forces thee to repent.
All the evils of thy past derangement,
Shall be forgiven by your arrangement.
All thy sins shall be washed away,
And you can dawn cleansed in the new day.
Follow me for despite what you may have heard,
I am the light of which has come to bring the word.
I look beyond that, which you have scorned,
On my lips thy souls shall only be adorned,
Follow the ways of Bob and be reborn
And none of thee shall ever be forlorn,
And if you fall you shall be mourned
All of thee now and forever be forewarned,
Do not repent and ye shall be shorn.
Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®
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