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    #1

    DOOM: The Movie. This August.

    The ROCK was on The Daily Show just now and he SPILLED ALL THE BEEEEAAAANNNNSSSS!!!!!

    John Stewart was ec-freaking-static The Rock revealed this on the show and it got EVERYONE pumped.

    Including ME!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    *wields the B.F.G.*
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    #2
    Re: DOOM: The Movie. This August.

    Hmm. A Doom movie. This sounds like fun. BETTER NOT be PG13, or I will pass it right on up. Splatterfests are supposed to be crude and gory, and serious, yet the seriousness is supposed to make them funny. It's a balancing act.
    The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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      #3
      Re: DOOM: The Movie. This August.

      The Rock said it was rated R.

      You better believe The Rock.

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        #4
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        The Rock is the biggest piece of monkey crap rooty-poo candy ass I've ever seen.



        But rated R? Cool. A relief. I can't wait to hear more. Just as long as he isn't 'acting' in it. *shudder*
        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
          Re: DOOM: The Movie. This August.

          It better be directed by UWE BOLL

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            #6
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            The Rock is the greatest action star since Arnold.

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              #7
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              Greatest?


              I'm certain you mean the most retarded.
              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Re: DOOM: The Movie. This August.

                Err, typo.

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                  #9
                  Re: DOOM: The Movie. This August.

                  The Rock is the greatest action star since Arnold.
                  Hmmm. I wouldn't go so far but he very well COULD be if studios would just DO AWAY with the namby-pamby Matrix rip-offs and go back to the glorious time of the 80s, when ambiguously gay musclemen tore up everything in sight.



                  Just look at Predator, The Thing, Die Hard, Robocop, Commando, John Woo's The Killer. Do you think those movies could be made today?

                  Hell no. But in a perfect world, where magical unicorns fire ICBMs at the rainbow stars, The Rock would ring in a new era of awesome balls-out action flicks in which the women are always nailed, the deaths are plentiful and creative and ON CAMERA and the hero laughs when the villain gets his arms sliced off by a space elevator.

                  Oh... in a perfect world... We'd have Tobey Maguire do his heartwarming emo schtick and The Rock cut someone in half... A perfect co-existence of action movies with substance, and action movies with... well, with gore! GORE. Remember that? GORE? That USED to be in action movies. Today, all we get of that stuff is watered-down **** in John Carpenter rip-offs.

                  Also, I completely forgot this tool was involved with Doom. Hmmm... I'm more inclined to put my faith in the Scorpion King himself!!!
                  Last edited by Magus; 03-03-2005, 01:16 AM.

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                    #10
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                    Like today's era of Matrix ripoffs and wirefu BS, the 80s were also lame. In fact, this Matrix BS is a derivative of all the 80s lame crap, but I won't write a 10 page essay on how at the moment. Suffice to say, homoerotic musclemen and psuedo-philosophical crap a 5 year old can understand the first viewing mixed with a lot of computer-generated music have many things in common, the chief one being they are the epitomy of overdone, lame, boring, stupid, yet so damn popular it boggles the mind how people can be so goddamn stupid.

                    Of course, if that's your thing, more power to you. I myself like watching zombies rip people to shreds, after all, repeatedly and in as many forms as possible, so I'm one to talk. and there's that fetish with the Italian-made ripoffs of my favorite series of movies, the Mad Max trilogy. But the difference is all in style. Zombies tearing people to shreds? A radioactive cannabal splitting someone's head open with a tyre-iron who later gets eaten alive by plague-spawned rats while screwing his mistress while some evil fat guy sends his army of snails and frogs after people from the comfort of the hot tub his fat ass has become integrated with due to fallout? Those things have taste.


                    I hope this Doom movie is a splatterfest in a serious, but humorously bad manner. I want to see demons tear people to shreds, repeatedly, dammit. Screw the cheesy homoerotic muscleman or the lame wirefu over-done special effects BS. I want good old fashioned BLOOD, GUTS, GORE, and CRUDE VIOLENCE done by the writer as if they were ON DRUGS!
                    Last edited by The Toecutter; 03-03-2005, 01:22 AM.
                    The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                      #11
                      Re: DOOM: The Movie. This August.

                      Isn't the DOOM movie not supposed to be based on the game at all?
                      I.e.:
                      Spare Marines = SWAT members
                      Hell's Demons = Biological Virus
                      Mars = Earth
                      etc?

                      plus the suits they showed of the 'swat' soldiers looks like a very, very bad 10$ outfit ya can buy at your local Toys R Us....

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                        #12
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                        Not based on the game? Virus?



                        That would suckif there's no demons or zombies or something...
                        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                          #13
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                          Well, I think there will be zombies and monsters they're just not from hell... sounds more like Resident Evil 3 than Doom but as long as it's set in space and future it should be okay.

                          And Terr, I have no idea how you can't enjoy both zombie flicks and 80s action movies. You've got some weird exclusivity thing going on. They're cut from the exact same cloth and arguing the opposite is foolhardy.

                          *opens giant can of worms*

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                            #14
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                            Same cloth?

                            Not really. They are all woven from totally different settings and backgrounds. Atmosphere sets the overall style.
                            The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                              #15
                              Re: DOOM: The Movie. This August.

                              I think it's more like he the type of movie that both are but zombie movies are his guilty pleasure so he cuts them slack. But that's just me. He's an opinionated guy, he could come up with a distinction.

                              Now, myself, I have respect for the Rock, every interview I've seen with him he says some pretty smart stuff, he may come off as cheesy and even times a little naive but its genuine. He's upfront that he had plastic surgery, and not even that he admits to it if asked but that he'll bring it up. Also he is actually trying to become a good actor. He's not just trying to parley his celebrity into a career in acting like so many other people I could mention for hours.

                              I don't care about anyone's internet cynicism I like the Rock, The Rundown was a pleasent surprise as a movie because I had fun watching it. I can't say that too often for movies.
                              The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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