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    most awesome crime spree EVER.

    http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/inte...m?id=216992005


    A MADCAP student is embarking on an epic 18,000-mile journey across the United States to break the law in a "crime" spree worthy of Bonnie and Clyde.

    Fortunately, his transgressions are not likely to land him in jail, because he will break only bizarre and arcane legislation, such as the prohibition against falling asleep in any cheese factory in South Dakota.

    Richard Smith, 23, from Portreath in Cornwall, will also attempt to play cards with a Native American, which is against the law in Globe, Arizona.

    He will flout the authorities by loudly declaiming "Oh Boy!" in Jonesborough, Georgia, and by driving round the town square in Oxford, Mississippi, more than 100 times on a single occasion.

    Mr Smith’s other planned "illegal" exploits include playing golf in the streets of Albany, New York, and whale hunting in Salt Lake City, Utah - a state with no coastline.

    "I got the idea when I was playing a board game with my neighbour in 2002," he said.

    "The game featured laws which were ludicrous and I thought they would be enjoyable to break for real."

    Mr Smith is in talks with a publisher about a book and he plans to document his experiences on broadcast-quality film, in case television companies show an interest. He said: "I’m excited about the trip and the prospect of a book."

    Mr Smith intends to break 40 strange state and town laws as he crosses the United States, and fittingly he will begin his journey at Alcatraz, the former prison island off San Francisco.





    #2
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    If I was a hardass cop in St. Paul, I would totally bust him the moment he tried teasing a skunk and just ruin everything.

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      #3
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      Richard Smith, 23, from Portreath in Cornwall, will also attempt to play cards with a Native American, which is against the law in Globe, Arizona.
      I wish I could be there.
      Eat Smello.

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        #4
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        I would so buy his book.
        "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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          #5
          Re: most awesome crime spree EVER.

          It sounds like he's doing it for publicity... which makes it less cool. Still funny, just kind of contrived.
          Do what you wish

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            #6
            Re: most awesome crime spree EVER.

            Maybe a tad, and MAYBE any of us can come up with something funnier, but THIS guy is actually going through with it. We could sit here at our computers and complain about it, or we could try it ourselves.

            SO PUT UP OR SHUT UP.

            I just realized that this argument could be applied to anything.
            Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 02-28-2005, 10:27 PM.

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              #7
              Re: most awesome crime spree EVER.

              Funny? Who cares, this is probably the last time we'll hear about this guy. And it's not nearly as funny as it sounds. Playing cards with a native, hyuk hyuk!

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                #8
                Re: most awesome crime spree EVER.

                You're right.

                Why bring it up?

                Why bring up ANYTHING EVER?

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                  #9
                  Re: most awesome crime spree EVER.

                  I had this idea thirteen years ago when i started my giraffe ranch.

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                    #10
                    Re: most awesome crime spree EVER.

                    Originally posted by Kefka II
                    You're right.

                    Why bring it up?

                    Why bring up ANYTHING EVER?


                    PWNED.

                    edit: Oh, yeah. And this IS the best crime spree ever. I wish I thought of it.
                    Last edited by Magus; 03-01-2005, 12:23 AM.

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                      #11
                      Re: most awesome crime spree EVER.

                      Its complete UNfunniness aside, (even though kefka thinks its the most hilarious thing ever) it is still a neat thing to do.

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                        #12
                        Re: most awesome crime spree EVER.

                        Now that is impulse.

                        ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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