So Buddha's back in town...

[Shard]

After 2500 years you can now get your spiritual enlightenment straight from the source. No more screwing around with Dalai Lamas.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051123/...BhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

Act now and you can get your very own "I visited Buddha and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." Tees for $19.99! Makes a great gift for the holiday season too.

[Funk]

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He can go that long without food or water because he is as fat as Buddha and made of cactus.

[Snarf]

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Only the Chinese depict The Buddha as being fat. The Buddha was actually from India and was very non-fat. Like skim milk, if you would.

Reading that article has made me hungry for chicken tika masala and nan.

[RPGD]

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I'll have the beefs madras on basmati!

[Snarf]

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gah...now I must eat Indian tonight.

THANKS A LOT RPG!!

[RPGD]

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[Kire]

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The kid's probably a statue.

[John Mora]

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I know who Buddha REALLY is:

[Shard]

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Buddha's ambiguous sexuality makes me uncomfortable. I need to go break something to confirm my manhood.

[Snarf]

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Im sure The Buddha was a very virile and hairy man for a time there. When he went to meditate with the other yogis, I am sure he didnt shave for a long time.

[Funk]

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Only the Chinese depict The Buddha as being fat. The Buddha was actually from India and was very non-fat. Like skim milk, if you would.

SUMO-Buddha! Oh, wait, that would be Japanese...

[John Mora]

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Im sure The Buddha was a very virile and hairy man for a time there. When he went to meditate with the other yogis, I am sure he didnt shave for a long time.

I couldn't find a pic from that part of the movie.

[Magus]

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Im sure The Buddha was a very virile and hairy man for a time there.

Reminds me of me!

...Though the first time I had Indian food my stomach was wrecked.

[TheHonorableRyu]

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[jvrlopez]

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A makeshift parking lot and cluster of food stalls have sprung up near Banjan's retreat, an area not previously frequented by visitors.

The Budda goes commercial!

Thatd be cool if a fly or something buzzed around his head, causing the loss of concentration.