I just got back from the worst party ever.

[IRC]

Twas truely bad. Only one of the girls that lived there was twenty-one and it was her birthday so she was ****ed up. They wouldn't let us smoke because they were worried that the cops would bust it if they saw us outside.

Worst part is that I didn't even get to make out with the birthday girl.

[DarkwingChuck]

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I've been to a worse party. Only non-relative birthday party I've ever been to actually. It was a friend of mine in high school. Now keep in mind that if he was pathetic enough to count me as a friend (his best friend in point of fact) that the guest list was pretty dang short. The only food was chips, cold homemade pizza, and flat soda. The activities included, in total, playing Goldeneye on N64, which would have been cool if not for the fact there were more than four people there so you spend most of the time just watching other people play, and then watching some 4 or 5 hour pay-per-view WWF event while the birthday boy jumped around acting out his favorite moves with the couch cushions and everyone sat around uncomfortably, wishing they hadn't been kind enough to show up. Oh and his mother was sitting silently in a dark corner the whole time creeping everyone out. Sometimes he'd go over because she called him and they'd talk to each other but no one else could hear a single sound from her. So either he was some kinda Norman Bates crazy or she just talks really really low and he's gotten used to it. Either way, it was creepy as all hell.

[DarkwingChuck]

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It was high school, I think it must have been his 16th or 17th birtday.

[Nixon]

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The worst party ever happened at my place. One of our former housemates decided it would be a great idea to hold a giant birthday party for his current skanky girlfriend. He decided not to tell anyone until the day of the event. He invited everyone he knew, and she invited all the people she knew.

The people showed up, got wasted and went all over the house. I locked myself in on my side, and refused to come out. They parked a truck on our front lawn >_< and then proceeded to blast music out of the truck, even though there was a stereo blasting music inside. There were many underage kids and they were drinking throughout the house and even in the front yard. At one point me and the other guy living here told them to get the truck off the lawn, get all the people inside, and stop being stupid.

The party didn't stop until about 4AM (I had work the next day) and disgusting idiotic people were still passed out all over the house the next morning. I was so angry at the other housemate that I told him if this ever happened again, I would call the cops on all their drunk asses. I don't ever like getting the police involved, but this was too much.

Thankfully, he got screwed over in the end. After he passed out, party people stole his booze, his drugs, and a fair amount of his money. Also, they helped themselves to a number of his video games and other items.

[DK]

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I straightened my hair last night, along with a few other male friends.

It was the gayest thing ever, and I've dressed in drag. But I discovered my hair has natural highlights!!!

[Manyak]

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Did you do your nails and have a pillowfight?

[DK]

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Yeah, until some boys came to the window and scared us

[Alex]

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The last party I went to was just a gathering until Homo-A-Go-Go, Div-ho, Gynomite, The Cunning Linguist, and a couple other gay super-heroes showed up.

[Magus]

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College dorm parties are stupid as all hell. Last one I've been to was full of the most boring, bland people you ever did meet, but they're all like that. If you get exhilirated playing beer pong, seriously, **** you. And card games = stupid.

How do you NOT get bored DOING that **** OVER and OVER?

Luckily, there was PS2 with Marvel vs. Capcom 2 there so I played and beat a few drunks, got bored and left.

I regret not stealing anything.

edit: There wasn't even any food there. W. T. F.

[RPGD]

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Card games are not stupid. Do not branch your hatred.

[IRC]

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How do you NOT get bored DOING that **** OVER and OVER?

It's this crazy thing where you talk to people or flirt with girls. For instance with the party I went to it was somewhat entertaining just staring blankly at this girl when she constantly was telling us to come inside and then when she left everyone making fun of her. Usually I can find a small group of people who I can relate to. Of course I'm a smoker and smokers stick together so if I meet a fellow smoker it's instantly bff.

Was high school really that horrible for you that you can't relate to anyone who's not a geek or nerd? There's a guy in my Japanese class and he's a pretty okay guy, really good musician, but it seems that every conversation I have with him tends to end with a discussion of our favorite web comics. It gets old. I'd much rather have an indepth philosophical conversation about the differences between Keystone Lite, Lone Star, or The Beast than that funny Goats comic where they make fun of Bush. Hell, half my conversations last night started because I was drinking Guinness, the gentleman's beer.

edit: There wasn't even any food there. W. T. F.

It's a college party not afternoon tea.

[Magus]

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Bull****. All of it.

[Magik]

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Yeah, but parties should always be equipped with basic munchies and/or people willing and able to make late night runs to Taco Bell or Whataburger.

[Gustaff 13]

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Well...
You shouldn't smoke anyway. It paralyzes and kills tracheal cilia; introduces lots of carbon monoxide, a fierce competitive inhibitor of oxygen; and it's the leading cause of emphysema and a whole host of cancers...

I wonder why I'm never invited to parties?

[The_Real_Crunk]

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I dont go to a lot of partys, but all the ones Ive been to have been pretty good.