Possessed Clown Doll on Ebay

[IRC]

I'm sure it's not the first time.

[Vonwert]

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I have some possessed gym socks that I need to get rid of.

[Jamos' Old Account]

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Maybe I should sell my possessed computer. The damn monitor keeps spinning around then green goop spews out of the screen. Great! Its doing it again.

[Xobie]

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What about the grilled cheese snadwich that had the virgen mary burned on it by accident, and sold for like 50000$?
I'm sure ebay will put the "Posessed" catigory right next to vehicals if they get enough.
The doll is running at 61.00$ right now....

[Jamos' Old Account]

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This whole possessed Clown thing sounds more like a late halloween story. That was the longest thing I ever read on eBay. I am somewhat on the superstitous side, but come on. The good news is I was bored and I needed to read a little fiction.

[Nixon]

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The "possessed/haunted" item thing has been going on for years. It's just annoying and stupid. People are idiots and they will buy anything if you talk it up.

[Kefka Jr.]

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And it's not even a very good doll.

[Jamos' Old Account]

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If this bogus story was true, why would anyone want to buy this thing? I guess they want to be cursed.

EvilNixon666, you couldn't be any more right. How stupid can people get?

[Alzar]

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DOOM HOUSE

[Snarf]

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People suck.

If he was even going to try to make it sound halfway convinceing, he wouldnt have put a ****ing 7 day bid on it. He would have sold it to the first damn person that bid...or he could always BURN IT.

Saddest part is that people will actually believe this.

[IRC]

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If you READ THE THING you would know that he says it won't burn and he's tried it.

[Jamos' Old Account]

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That is a bit long for a describtion on eBay, so it would make sense that Snarf could have easily over looked the burning thing. Anyway, if that clown was possessed and I was selling it I would have it so that you have to buy now. Along with that they would have to pay within 3 days, so I could get rid of that god forsaken doll quickly.

Now that I think about it, if people are stupid enough to buy that I wonder how much I could get for a napkin that I claim was once used by the pope.

[DarkwingChuck]

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You've got a Pope napkin? I've been looking everywhere for one of those.

I think he gave it a 7-day auction in hopes that in a week it might grab enough attention to get a mention on The Today Show or Good Morning America. Every time they mention a funny eBay item it jumps from like $50 to $5000, at least. Remember the haunted cane, or the lady who sold ad space on her pregnant belly, or the people who auctioned the right to name their baby?

[IRC]

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I would have considered buying it, but not for 60 bucks.

[Kire]

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It's like reading a diary in Resident Evil! I was expecting to read "itchy...tasty..."