Now a days, I don't think people are even trying. The other day I saw a guy using the "Have I seen you somewhere before" line. How the hell is that a pickup line!?! Come on, no wonder women get so p.o.ed with us. We aren't even trying to woo them. Anyway, what is the worst pickup line line you ever heard? The line doesn't even have to be directed to you, just tell me of a stupid line you have heard.
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Nothing that could be posted here.
I vote this gets moved to the playground for some serious fun.
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The best pickup line is "HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE SOME INTERCOURSE HOW ABOUT IT"
Works every time.sig removed due to banned words being in playlist.Comment
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The "Have I seen you somewhere before" line was a pickup line?! I thought it always was an actual question..
This chick asked me that once I was like: "Uhm.. Not that I know of.." and thus I continued along my way.
The worst pickup line I heard are:
- "Can I buy you a drink?" (sooo damn cliche on many, many levels)
- "Hey baby.. I got a pocket rocket on a mission to Uranus" (well ok it's an awesome line..)
- The 'omfg I'm so stupid I have to ask you something' line.. like.. "Hey.. I'm afraid I don't understand something, could you please explain this to me?" And thus ensues a conversation which ends up in the exchange of.. cell phone numbers..Comment
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The dress looks very becoming on you. But then, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
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I dunno about BAD pickup lines, but somewhere around here, I have a whole damn notebook filled with AWESOME pickup lines that I used in high school to win my former fiance's heart. I'd just pass a note to her every day during class, even long after we started going out. They weren't of the standard pickup line theme, more like random sentences with no actual meaning. but their intent was to pick her up with them by showing I definately shared her random sense of humor, and they worked. the best was probably "sorry I'm late, I had to dig up my mom", as she laughed so loud she had to stay after school. the real clincher that day was when I presented her with a small plastic shovel during lunch hour.
I'm such a pimp.Last edited by Valkysas; 10-28-2005, 05:52 PM.
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An awesome one, though. With Dr. Wily shades. And a Megatron-themed fuzzy cap. And a burgandy, feathered coat with "Alluminum Digestive" on the back.
Also, an X-Buster codpiece.Last edited by RPGD; 10-28-2005, 06:31 PM.
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Yes you are:
I teach squirrels how to harvest Doritos from pimps.
My teeth are on strike.
I go hunting at the opera.
My dog shot Abraham Lincoln in a drunken rage.
I enjoy shooting my toes with green beans in June.
I have a pet snake living in a Ronco food dehydrator.
Wierd Al lives in my stove.
On Tuesdays I watch 80 year old men with no pants chase deer at the mall.
I snort my grandpa's ashes. (My favorite)
Sorry I'm late, I had to dig up my mom.
My VCR is an alchoholic.
Jay Leno lives in my Playstation.
I smuggle imported alarm clocks in my lungs.
My dad uses my cat's litterbox
My cat uses my dad's litterbox.
I fall down stairs for a living.
Jackie Chan was my science fair project.
The Power Rangers stole my microwave.
Me and Marilyn Manson play miniature golf on Saturdays.
It's not my fault your rhino is gay.
Sailor Moon is my dad.
I grow Russian spies under my fingernails.
You sank my battle ship.
Ssh. Exhaling is illegal.
Woody Allen married my warthog.
I drink glue with a vengeance.
I lost my face in Vietnam.
I steal Ritalin from pigeons.
Leonardo Dicaprio writes meatloaf recipes on my knees.
I sell soup to headless clones.
I lick dog's ankles to get salt.
My squash is plotting to kill me.
If we ever get invaded by pigs, remind me to buy some bread.
I tailor pants for octopi.
I love it when wombats chew on my face.
I write books for illiterate people.
I grow water balloons in my refrigerator.
The toaster zombie got me.
Yeah, tapeworms such.
I am offended by the letter "A".
I perform exorcisms on donkeys.
I was sold for drugs by eskimo hippies. Thus, I am here. Hug me.Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 10-28-2005, 06:35 PM.Comment
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Kefk: Reading that made my Gamecube pregnant.Last edited by RPGD; 10-28-2005, 06:48 PM.
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We'll see how long it lasts.Comment
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kefka kept the list!!! YAY!
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It lasted like two seconds.Comment
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if I ever find the notebook, I'll post the rest. there was one for every single day of the school year.
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... My Gamecube just gave birth to a copy of Pokemon XD.Last edited by RPGD; 10-28-2005, 07:02 PM.
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