Star Wars III pics and heavy spoilers(may be a joke)

[Mistafopa]

Spoilerz

I don't know if the site is serious or not, I'm not going to check nor am I going to read this thread cuz I don't want to know the spoilers. Enjoy.

[DK]

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Well...I wanted to know....if Anakin's acting isn't so bad I'd have hope for this film. Even though it looks like certain notable characters are nowhere to be found.

Goddamnit, seeing all that is putting me in a big star wars mood....*renews Star Wars Galaxies*

[Mistafopa]

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I couldn't resist. I had to look. It appears to be legit.

[OmegaD3k]

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I've always thought George couldn't do any gore in his movies...
The third from the bottom now proves meh otherwise...
mmmmmmm.... crunchy...

[Denmo]

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Joy! Now the only excuse I have to see the movie is the lightsaber duels.

[pinkymadigan]

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Well, even if the writing sucks...
It still LOOKS good.

[Magus]

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The prequels have always looked good. Hell, they look great. Blasting those Duel of the Fates scenes on an HDTV with surround must be mighty boss.

But, y'know. ****.

[gray]

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yeah. looks better than crappy. BUT I DIDN'T SEE JAR-JAR GETTING HIS GOD DAMN HEAD CUT OFF GODDAMNIT!!!

[IRC]

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That's why the fourth movie was called A New Hope.

[Magus]

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AHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!

Suddenly it all seems so clear.

[Sampson]

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The pictures are real, but most of the text (that can't be obviously deduced from the pictures) is BS.

Like:

Unfortunately they arrive too late as Anakin has slaugthered all the separatist leaders. When Anakin sees that Padme has brought Obi-Wan with him he FORCE CHOKES PADME. Obi-Wan rushes to help her and THE DUEL stars:

Palpatine: "It is obvious that the Old Republic and the Jedi Order go hand in hand, therefore, I declare the Galactic Republic abolished"

After that the Senate bursts into applause.

[Kire]

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I'll be damned, that actually looks pretty cool.

[Funk]

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I ain't looking at the pics.

[InfinityDragon]

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Wellp, *claps hands and rubs them together* That pretty much spoiled the movie for me, but then, we ALL knew how this one was gonna end. Still, I would have liked to see Vader be developed more, you know, like see how he subdugated the galaxy and what not. I guess that we should just assume that in between ep 3 and 4 there is a big sign that says "And there was lots of killing of the Jedis with the blood and the gore of the death by lightsabers and the big spaceships that fly and shoot the LAAAAAZOOOORRRRRZ!!!"

[TheHonorableRyu]

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Count Dooku: His promising name went horribly awry sometime after the "D...o...."