Grocery Store PUN(pic)

[neobi]

I have my digi cam w/ me like 24/7. And so I like take pictures at work (grocery store) of my co-workers and stuff, then add funny captions. And I got this really TRUE pun statement but I'm not sure which way is the best to say it. Here's the best way I've found to phrase it so far.

~Here in the grocery store we send back 2 kinds of items, the "damaged" and the "damn-aged".

Don't ask me how I thought this one up on my own. I'm not sure maybe I should change 'kinds' to 'types'. Possibly get rid 'kinds of items' and change for things. Any ideas?

Here's an example of one I did. All ya need to know is that the store closes at 7:00



Often we have people come in up to the last minute AND THEY TAKE THEIR FRIGGEN TIME!!!!! It drives us nuts. Most of my stuff is inside jokes and things about co-workers, we all have a good time with em as I post them by the schedule.

[highwind]

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OK?

[Manyak]

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[22:19] Manyak: neonash is making a thread in the free forum
[22:19] Manyak: oh god


I stand by what I said.

[Caciss]

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OH GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS GREAT TOPIC NEON

[neobi]

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Manyak and Caciss, oh jolly joy yippee indeed ;-)


ED: You guys are so good at suddenly throwing off topics ;-)
<3 u all

[Redneck 2000]

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I don't really get it.

[Hyper Dingo]

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My grocery store has a animatronic cow that scares the crap out of little kids.. WHAT DOES YOUR STORE HAVE?!?

[The_Real_Crunk]

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Heh, theres this store where I used to live and they have a mechanical gorilla outfront that turns back and forth beating its chest. They've had it for nearly 10 years now.

Scared the **** out of me every time we went past when I was little.

[Denmo]

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K COOL THX BYE

[Magik]

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I work at a grocery store, 'cept we're open 24/7, you lazy bums. I have to be at work in less than 5 hours, and it's a nine hour shift so I should probably go to bed now.

Anyway, the whole "working at a grocery store" thing is all I got from this topic.. I dunno it's just that the first post kind of leaves a question mark.. like a WTF? is the point of this??

HONK, HONK

[Caciss]

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[Manyak]

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Caciss again.

[Valkysas]

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caciss, he can make as many topics as he wants as long as they dont break the rules. there's nothing that says that topics have to meet your approval before being posted.

[IRC]

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Wait? We don't have to get Caciss's approval first?

[Caciss]

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I didn't say he has to. I said he should.