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    The new James Bond movie plot.

    Are you kidding me?
    The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.


    #2
    Re: The new James Bond movie plot.

    I am guessing you havent seen the past Bond movies since Goldeneye.

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      #3
      Re: The new James Bond movie plot.

      Not the Haley Berry one. Was Golden eye the one where Christmas came more than once a year?
      The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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        #4
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        Yeah, Die Another Day sucked.

        Edit: No, that was Tommorrow never dies or something.

        Goldeneye was that great shooter for the N64 where you had awesome multiplayer.....

        No wait, it was another crappy Bond movie.
        Last edited by Biggie; 10-12-2005, 11:27 PM.

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          #5
          Re: The new James Bond movie plot.

          Isn't this one actually based on one of the Ian Fleming novels?

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            #6
            Re: The new James Bond movie plot.

            Yeah, you ****ing noobs. It was the first James Bond book. Jesus.

            However, this movie was already made.

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              #7
              Re: The new James Bond movie plot.

              I don't mean to focus on the casino aspect. But just that they're going to use a Texas Hold'em Tournament. I just have visions of James Bond trading quips with Phil Hellmuth with Norman Chad doing commentary.
              The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                #8
                Re: The new James Bond movie plot.

                I read this book a while back. It's good, and yes, it's the first James Bond novel and yes, Woody Allen and David Niven spoofed it. Then Mike Myers spoofed it. And now Austin Powers producers want to respoof it with a prequel starring Seth Green as a younger Dr. Evil. My opinion on that: **** Seth Green, **** Austin Powers and **** those producers.

                Yes, the core plot involves poker but I don't think it was TEXAS HOLD 'EM though. Don't believe everything you read on IMDB. Any halfwit jackass can edit that stuff.

                There's also a heavy amount of torture and subjugation in the story, which is probably what attracted Quentin Taratino to the property initially. So it's not ALL OMG POKER. Die Another Day's opening titles had me excited briefly because it showed James Bond being tortured over time. Then, y'know, the movie began and all that changed.

                I hear Croupier, starring Clive Owen has a similar poker premise...

                In any case, they're gonna announce the new Bond tomorrow. Early word is that it's Daniel Craig but... I dunno.

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                  #9
                  Re: The new James Bond movie plot.

                  I once heard a rumor that it was Cuba Gooding Jr.

                  Just a rumor.

                  Probably false.

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                    #10
                    Re: The new James Bond movie plot.

                    I thought they already announced it? Anyways they were saying on Around the Horn that he got it.
                    Last edited by IRC; 10-13-2005, 01:16 AM.
                    The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                      #11
                      Re: The new James Bond movie plot.

                      It's BACCARAT not POKER that he plays in the original Ian Fleming novel.

                      If they update this for that coveted dumbass ****ty American ESPN2 couch potato crowd....... I will eat someone's brains.

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                        #12
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                        Well I suggest you prepare for your next meal. A man is only as good as his word.

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                          #13
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                          NO JAMES! Stop him! Make sure he blinds out! Burn the river card! BURN THE RIVER CARD!
                          Lil' Bean is here!

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                            #14
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                            So Daniel Craig of Road to Perditio and Layer Cake fame is the first blonde James Bond.

                            *****in'.

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