If an invasion was imminent?

[archerarmored]

So what would you guys do if an invasion on the US was imminent? We are talking city combat with enemy troops at your doorstep? The thought is interesting to me.

1. Grab Canadian flags and plead foreign.
2. Grab pancakes and have one final bite.
3. Grab a .44 Magnum and invite them in.
4. Grab your balls and run.
5. Grab any apholstery and commence throwing it.
6. Grab a marker and show them a picture of Kim Il Sung with a mustache.
7. Throw a nerve gas bomblet at them.
8. Grab you're local terrorist420x and give him common household items
9. OTHER ???

[The Dark Jester]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

First Id cast protectra lv. 12 on my family first because it is projectile and magic resistance is practically through the roof.

Second, I would have to use my wand of Galfin and shield of ages and fight for my village.

LOL but that wouldnt be the first time.

[Magus]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

Grab a copy of Red Dawn starring Patrick Swayze.

[The Toecutter]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

Depends on who 'invades' and the reason for it.

In the case an army invades trying to throw the neocons out of power and restore this nation to a constitutional republic and get rid of all the legislation recently passed that kills our liberties(Imagine a civil war, for example), I'd assist them. It could be violent or non-violent starting off, and my actions would depend on the situation.

In the case someone would be trying to conquer America for their own personal gain, I'd kill any of them that got near me, but would otherwise stay where I'm at.

[Alzar]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

I would be like, "**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****."

Then I would be like, "Hmm."

Then I would call a friend and we would both go "**** **** **** **** **** ****."

Then I would try to drive somewhere but remember I don't have a car.

Then I'd probably play video games.

[osiris]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

ALZAR IN 2008!!!11

I'd move to Canada

[Sampson]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

Wack em' and stack em'.

[Denmo]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

I'd sell all my online games and other games I don't want to play, and use the money and the rest of my savings to buy single player and multiplayer games I do want to play, generally the ones that take forever to finish, take that, my TV, computer, and game systems into a bomb shelter, along with the necessities, including a gasoline operated electricity generator.


Then, steak-out.

[Redneck 2000]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

I believe it's "stake-out", unless a cut of beef would be involved.

And Den has pretty much the right idea nailed. I dunno where you'd find gas for your generator though.

[archerarmored]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

iraq lol

[Vonwert]

Re: If an invasion was imminent?

I would go "Road Warrior" and drive around looking for gas, killing all in my way.