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    Jack Thompson *sighs*

    http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=61252
    The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.


    #2
    Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

    What the hell is wrong with this man?
    Eat Smello.

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      #3
      Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

      www.penny-arcade.com
      Gabe sent him an e-mail. Scroll down.
      The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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        #4
        Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

        "An eye for an eye," says O.K., as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims, just as you do on the decapitated cops in the real video game Postal 2."

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          #5
          Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

          Just a man born out of his time. If he could tie someone's spinster-aunt to a log and set her ablaze, he could finally achieve that long sought after erection. His stamina impresses me though. I think it'd be exhausting to be nitro-burning crazy all the time.
          So you're a fish out of water...
          Keep swimming.
          What else can you do?

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            #6
            Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

            He's fighting fire with fire. Looks like with all of his violent videogame knowledge he could make the crowning jewel of the genre!
            Lil' Bean is here!

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              #7
              Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

              My email sig had my phone number in it. Jack actually just called and screamed at me for a couple minutes. He said if I email him again I will “regret it”. What a violent man.
              Mother****er is CRAZY.

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                #8
                Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

                Oh Jack, when will you learn?
                sig removed due to banned words being in playlist.

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                  #9
                  Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

                  Go gun him down with an uzi and plead 'irony'.
                  Lil' Bean is here!

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                    #10
                    Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

                    I'd rather roll him into a ball.

                    Check out his Wikipedia. Good stuff.
                    The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                      #11
                      Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

                      This is golden.
                      ...and that's why.

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                        #12
                        Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

                        Someone grab RPG Maker 2 and make that.



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                          #13
                          Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

                          In Videogamedrome you may kill this fellow.

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                            #14
                            Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

                            Originally posted by bigfoot721
                            In Videogamedrome you may kill this fellow.
                            I was gonna say that!

                            He's not in the current demo, but his character model and enemy actions are there (there's no password).

                            I just have not thought of a way to dispatch him worthy of his Transgressions against Rational Thought.

                            Ideas are welcome, and not at all off topic!

                            Peace.

                            MOO!




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                              #15
                              Re: Jack Thompson *sighs*

                              I'd vote for him.

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