View Full Version : I burned the roof of my mouth
SirTMagus
02-03-2005, 01:10 PM
On the hottest pizza in the world. Last night. I didn't even notice till hours later. It must've been so hot that it cauterized the wound as well.
Could God create a pizza so hot that it burned his mouth?
SirTMagus
02-03-2005, 01:18 PM
Your avatar is frightening.
SirTMagus
02-03-2005, 01:32 PM
Yeah, I figured it's a character from Earthbound, I didn't know which one.
I thought it was a lemon-headed freak.
http://www.rpg-icons.com/images/icons/eb/npcs/frank/walkf.gif
Ha, it does kind of look like that. Is this better?
SirTMagus
02-03-2005, 01:47 PM
Haha! Yeah! Now it's not freaky so much as it is hilarious.
highwind
02-03-2005, 01:59 PM
I wish I played Earthbound....
You should, but you shouldn't take anyone else's expectations with you. And then you should go read the review at insert credit. IT WILL FREAKEN EXPAND YOUR MOUTH!
highwind
02-03-2005, 02:04 PM
But it costs like 7 Million dollars. :(
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62053&item=8165807781&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3592&item=8165980767&rd=1
Or you can *turns up radio*
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SirTMagus
02-03-2005, 02:28 PM
:jack2
I gotta play it too. I've only gotten as far as...Fourson..? Fourtown? Heck, I hardly remember.
But that's because my mouth roof hurts.
highwind
02-03-2005, 02:29 PM
Nah, I'm not gonna turn up the radio.
I don't like listening to the radio on my computer.
:wink
*looks around*
What the heck are you talking about Higwind?
And it's Fourside, Magus
I owns it with the oversized box and the instructions that's also a guide.
I played it last night. I beat up 5 moles. Apperently that section of the game is based on the time that Itoi explored a real gold mine with a camera crew.
Wow, that place is just a mess.
Sure is, but there's a lot of neat stuff if you can find it.
The Toecutter
02-03-2005, 03:51 PM
Earthbound is a classic. Quite unique in its style and setting, but so totally unbelievable when it comes to content. Given its rarity, I'd say it's worth $60, just so you can play it.
Kefka Jr.
02-03-2005, 05:29 PM
God, I wish I had bought the game when I had a chance.
highwind
02-03-2005, 06:35 PM
If I'm bored...maybe I'll buy it this summer.
You shan't regret the l33t fun that is dealing with a spoiled fat kid, running around with a teddy bear for protection and abusing little Saturn people (Alright, the latter isn't factual).
Hyper Dingo
02-03-2005, 06:58 PM
60 bucks eh? Thats probably how much it originaly sold for o_O
Alzar
02-03-2005, 07:28 PM
Hey Highwind, I'll send you my SNES copy if you promise to send it back when you're done.
Oh, I'll take it if he doesn't want to. I *promise* I'll get it back to you.
*sets up E-bay account*
highwind
02-03-2005, 08:22 PM
Hey Highwind, I'll send you my SNES copy if you promise to send it back when you're done.
I'll take you up on that offer when I have time to play it this summer.
Thank you. :jack1
The Toecutter
02-03-2005, 08:23 PM
You will not regret playing it.
Goyle
02-03-2005, 08:27 PM
Indeed. Earthbound brings many fond memories of taming wild animals by beating the crap out of them.
Good times, good times.
The Toecutter
02-03-2005, 08:34 PM
Nothing beats kicking the crap out of cranky ladies and new age retro hippies with baseball bats.
A lesson that, once learned applies to all situations.
AlexMagusaka
02-03-2005, 10:07 PM
'Tis a fine game.
But what's this? Someone I know hates the game?
What could make a man hate such a game as Earthbound?!
Why, reading/posting 500+ emails with the same lewd "Eat some [cuss word] and go to bed." 'hilarious' quotes!
Of course! If someone drove that into the ground even I'd start to hate it!
So, uh, yeah.
Valkysas
02-03-2005, 10:12 PM
I never got into it. I found it boring.
Translucid
02-03-2005, 10:14 PM
That game burned a great burn into me that would later become my love for SNES RPGs. I'd buy it in a heartbeat if it were rereleased for GBA...
Kefka Jr.
02-03-2005, 10:15 PM
Yeah, High, you may be complainin' about THIS generation of games, but I dunno if Earthbound'll be "your bag".
highwind
02-03-2005, 11:43 PM
I liked FF6 and Chrono Trigger.
SirTMagus
02-04-2005, 12:21 AM
MY MOUTH STILL HURTS.
Redneck 2000
02-04-2005, 12:23 AM
NOBODY CARES, WE'RE DISCUSSING EARTHBOUND
SirTMagus
02-04-2005, 12:27 AM
MEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEME,MEMEHEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Redneck 2000
02-04-2005, 12:28 AM
what
oh
If you liked FF6 and CT, you're bound to enjoy Earthbound, then. However, it's enjoyable in a "unique" way.
highwind
02-04-2005, 12:08 PM
Unique sounds good to me.
The Toecutter
02-04-2005, 07:14 PM
I liked the scratch and sniff cards that came with the guide.
The mushroom owns...
Kefka Jr.
02-04-2005, 07:25 PM
Those things made me cry.
Earthbound is more akin to Dragon Warrior than FF or Chrono Trigger.
The Toecutter
02-04-2005, 08:06 PM
Yup. Unlike dragon Warrior, it avoids trite cliches that drive me nuts.
I enjoyed Earthbound as a kid a hell of a lot. The only modern-setting RPG... Ever...
What about the Sailor Moon RPG?
The Toecutter
02-04-2005, 08:26 PM
Never even knew one existed until you brought it up just now. Explain.
Sorry, Valk. I just Googled "Sailor Moon RPG" and linked the first site that came up. I didn't think to check and see if it had the rom on it.
highwind
02-04-2005, 09:12 PM
I never played a Dragon Warrior game.
The Dark Jester
02-05-2005, 12:14 AM
Topic Hijacking.
Ban Warning.
Kefka Jr.
02-05-2005, 01:39 AM
Donna: Oh, what the hell, Eric won't have a problem with this.
*Cut*
Eric: What the hell?! I have a problem with this!
Kefka Jr.
02-05-2005, 01:43 AM
Oh, hell, I forgot I'm a moderator.
I probably shouldn't be such an idiot, then.
Alzar
02-05-2005, 01:50 AM
I can play Gymnosperm No. 1 on the piano!
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, doooooo. Doooooooooooooooooooooo.
John Mora
02-05-2005, 01:52 AM
Oh, hell, I forgot I'm a moderator.
I probably shouldn't be such an idiot, then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=[
Kefka Jr.
02-05-2005, 01:56 AM
I can play Gymnosperm No. 1 on the piano!
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, doooooo. Doooooooooooooooooooooo.
Me too!!!!! 'cept I blow.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=[
Aww, yer blowin' smoke old man!
Terr, have you checked out insertcredit.com's review of Earthbound? Like Loki said it's akin to Dragon Warrior but in the manner of it's complete oppasite.
The Dark Jester
02-05-2005, 03:50 PM
Isnt Persona also a modern setting RPG?
The Toecutter
02-05-2005, 04:09 PM
No persona game came to America until well after Earthbound.
Kefka Jr.
02-05-2005, 05:57 PM
Hey, Gymnosperm No. 1 plays in the Velvet Room in Persona 2!!
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