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    I recieved one of those nigerian money transfer scam e-mails. rather than delete it, I decided to play along.

    Attention: The Managing Director.

    Dear Sir,

    I was formerly personal aide to ousted Haitian leader, Jean
    Bertrand Aristide who is now in exile in South Africa. I
    followed him to South Africa and i want to relocate to your
    country. I want to know if you can assist me to bring my
    money into your country and also help me to come over
    there.

    A prompt response would be apprecaiated.

    Thank You,

    Best Regards,

    Julie Roux.
    So I told Julie "Sir, I would be honored to help"

    and got this reply:

    Dear Paul Hutchison,

    Thank you for your feedback. There are 2 important objectives obviously i want to achieve through your help:

    1) Migration (and permanent) out of South Africa to your country for me and my family, and

    2) Full removal of all my capital to your country before our arrival.

    At the time, i am currently staying on in Johannesburg South Africa as a refugee with my four children following the removal of the former president of Haiti (Jean Bertrand Aristide) from office. Prior to our exile here to south africa, i was special aide to the ousted president Jean Bertrand Aristide.

    I will require from you an invitation to help me secure a visiting visa to come to your country with my children; when i come, you will also help me to secure the relevant papers that will legalise my continued stay.

    Also, i have my capital (9.5 million) in cash, and i will like to have your advise on how best you can help me to bring it over to your country.

    For your services and help, i will give you 20% of this money as your benefit for helping me.

    Please, it will be a pleasure to read from you in good time.

    Sincerely,

    Julie Roux.
    Now, I'm in. open communication. Where do I want to go with this? why, start an RPG Maker Pavilion ad campaign with it, obviously. see, we've all seen those sites that play with these fools and end up getting them to send in pictures with them holding up signs saying certain things.

    How the hell do I con this person into doing that? I want julie to end up holding a sign with "RPG Maker Pavilion" written on it, possibly with the site's URL underneath. how would I manipulate them into doing this?




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    I imagine you'd tell them that doing so would be enough to convince you it wasn't a hoax.

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      "I need to have your vereification first, refer to me as the pavilion from now on. Our code will be 'rpg maker'." First off, send me a picture of you holding a sign with the words RPG Maker Pavilion. Then we can proceed."
      "Develop your skills wisely...
      youth doesn't last forever" - Rockman Dash 2

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        I once went to a site that was about this guy who played along with one of those scams. It ended up being a scheme to get people to cash in forged money orders. In the end he turned everything over to the cops but he had to convince them that this person was really running a scam.
        The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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          I'd tell him I was a mormon or Jehovas witness, and tell him the only way i could go along with this is if he was one too, then ask him really bizzare questions about the religion if he says he is. and see if he'll agree to let you do his wife... and maybe his mom.
          "At first it just looked like a picture of a bunch of lily pads, but then I started scraping at it with my pocket knife and the whole painting just sort of spoke to me," Schmidt said. "For the first time, I finally understand what Monet was trying to get across in her work."

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