I have the Home Cafe.

[Denmo]

www.homecafe.com

Now I can brew a single perfect cup of coffee in just 4 easy steps!

This makes me better than all of you.






That and my mom made me cookies.

[Snarf]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

But what if you want more than one perfect cup of coffee at the same time?

Say if you have company of the female persuasion and she is not willing to let you leave her side for the additional 4 steps of that second, perfect cup you must make. Would you just do without? What if she demands that you join her on the couch, both of you with coffee in hand, so she can gaze into you eyes whilst sipping the froathy, hot beverage that you so generously made for her? Women can be very demanding of attention and proximity.

That little contraption could possibly be quite the ****blocker.

[Manyak]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

I bet you never thought of that!

[Czechs Mex]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

They sure spent a lot of time on that intro considering it's coffee.

[Manyak]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

You joined Club Café, right?

Please tell me you joined Club Café.

[Valkysas]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

I hate coffee.

[IRC]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

Me too.

[Magus]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

Women can be very demanding of attention and proximity.

Must be that missing chunk of heart.

[RPGD]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

You're gonna get yourself hurt, Maggie.

[Snarf]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

Yeah, women suck. It's us and us alone that cause relationships to not work out.

All through history its been the woman's fault- Adam and Eve, Sampson and Delilah, John and Yoko. Its our job to find out your weaknesses and exploit them like AOL.

Our purpose in the world is to make you our *****...

[Valkysas]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

NO.

ITS ALWAYS COFFEE.

[Caciss]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

**** WOMEN I'M GONNA GO GAY

[The Dark Jester]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

You told me you were gay.

=(

[Gianna]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

Snarf... is it really necessary that you give away ALL of our secrets? If they know our purpose... they will foil our plans to take over the world. Geez!

Oh wait... this is men we're talking about... even if they knew... they'd still fall for it.

[Denmo]

Re: I have the Home Cafe.

Wait... Snarf's a girl?


*180 degree perception change*


Hello ladies.