HeightMax

[Kire]

A pill that makes you taller.

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I would've been tempted to try this when I was in high school for basketball.

http://www.heightmax.com/reasontotry.htm

[Funk]

Re: HeightMax

Taller people have shorter lifespans on average than short people. I don't see THAT listed on the site anywhere. I'm 6'3", and I don't need to be any taller.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: HeightMax

Haha. I'm taller than you. *dies*

[IRC]

Re: HeightMax

Kire, sometimes the stuff you find scares me.

[Kire]

Re: HeightMax

The crazy thing is I found that on a banner ad playing BEJEWELED.

[IRC]

Re: HeightMax

Don't worry Kire, unlike the rest of the pavilion, I believe you

[Translucid]

Re: HeightMax

On the average, taller people make a lot more money though. Maybe because their tallness makes them seem more capable and imposing.

I'd still rather just live longer though. Won't be hard at 5' 6"...

[Kire]

Re: HeightMax

Why do taller people have shorter lives? I've never heard that one. Asians probably offset that statistic cuz they eat hella better than we do.

[IRC]

Re: HeightMax

OH, and asians are all SHORT or something? Is that what you're trying to say!!!

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: HeightMax

I see the Height Max banners all over the place. The way the teen in the banner looks, youd expect it to be an ad for viagra, or some other porn ad.

[Caciss]

Re: HeightMax

No wonder Kire clicked on it...

[Denmo]

Re: HeightMax

Because he's so short! OMG LOL.

[Caciss]

Re: HeightMax

He probably thought it was for a certain other body part- OMG lololol

[IRC]

Re: HeightMax

He probably just wanted to see the actual product and post about it here so we could all laugh at it! OMFG lolololol!11



Dammit I ruined the joke didn't I

[Caciss]

Re: HeightMax

No, I did.