Now you too can date Tara Reid...

[IRC]

Look Mom, I'm Tom Brady! (http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/story/0,1259,---24505,00.html)

[SirTMagus]

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM. :(

[IRC]

Your dad and I already talked to you about this.

[Funk]

Tara Reid is a complete ***** and I feel sorry for any man who dates her.

[Snarf]

I think she's gross.

[Funk]

I think she's an STD storage unit.

[Jamos' Old Account]

I think she is an STD!!!

[Funk]

Stupid Tara Diseases! I mean, C'MON!

[Chuck]

I'm confused was there a point when anyone with a Y chromosome couldn't date Tara Reid.

[Vonwert]

*Sends in his video

Next month:

*Gets Married to Tara Reid

Next Year:

*Dies of STDs.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Stupid Tara Diseases? :lol

Yeah, she's gross. Getting pretty desperate too apparently. o_o

[Ryner]

That's quite the old news story.

[Jamos' Old Account]

Doesn't make it any less disturbing... :vomit

[The Toecutter]

Who would want that scuzzy whore, I don't know.

[Goufunaki]

i've seen the video of her nip slip. it looks terrible. :wily

[Snarf]

Its heavily scarred looking or something.

[Riotsword]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I think you guys are being way too hard on her.

Even though, if men brought their genitalia within three feet of her they would blacken and die, does not mean that she doesn't deserve to be loved...

[Jamos' Old Account]

Even though, if men brought their genitalia within three feet of her they would blacken and die, does not mean that she doesn't deserve to be loved...
Yes it does... Seriously, yes it does!

[Chad]

Where is the press release where everyone got her STD score card from?

Just wondering.

[Funk]

The Common Knowledge Gazette.

[Riotsword]

The Conan O'Brien Punchline Encyclopedia.

[Red Dragon]

Who the crap is Tara Reid?