>Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
>surgeries they had performed.
>
>One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert
>pianist
>lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
>performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
>
>One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
>legs
>in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal
>in
>5 field events in the Olympics."
>
>The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
>who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
>traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
>ass and a
>cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States!"
>surgeries they had performed.
>
>One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert
>pianist
>lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
>performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
>
>One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
>legs
>in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal
>in
>5 field events in the Olympics."
>
>The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
>who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
>traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
>ass and a
>cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States!"
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