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    Mice infected with bubonic plague missing

    Originally posted by USAToday
    NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — Three mice infected with the bacteria responsible for bubonic plague apparently disappeared from a laboratory about two weeks ago, and authorities launched a search though health experts said there was scant public risk.
    The mice went unaccounted-for at the Public Health Research Institute, which is on the campus of the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey and conducts bioterrorism research for the federal government.

    Federal official said the mice may never be accounted for. Among other things, the rodents may have been stolen, eaten by other lab animals or just misplaced in a paperwork error.

    If the mice got outside the lab, they would have already died from the disease, state Health Commissioner Fred Jacobs said.

    The possibility of theft prompted the institute to interrogate two dozen of its employees and conduct lie detector tests, The Star-Ledger of Newark reported Thursday.

    The FBI said it was investigating. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is also investigating, the newspaper reported.

    University officials did not immediately return a call seeking comment Thursday morning.

    The mice were injected as part of an inoculation and vaccination experiment, investigators said.

    Health officials say 10 to 20 people in the United States contract plague each year, usually through infected fleas or rodents. It can be treated with antibiotics, but about one in seven U.S. cases is fatal. Bubonic plague is not contagious, but left untreated it can transform into pneumonic plague, which can be spread from person to person.

    The incident came as federal authorities investigate possible corruption in the school's finances. The FBI is reviewing political donations and millions of dollars in no-bid contracts awarded to politically connected firms.
    That's it. We're all gonna die.
    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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      It's like that movie, Plague Dogs. But with rats!

      I hate animal testing. *stab stab*
      Oh my god! You are so beautiful.
      I had no idea how beautiful you were.

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        Originally posted by Gustaff 13
        It's like that movie, 28 Days Later. But with americans!

        I hate animal testing. *stab stab*
        FIXT

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          Re: If you're anywhere near Jersey, RUUUUN!!!!

          Originally posted by Gustaff 13
          It's like that movie, Pooty Tang. But with clownpenis.fart!

          I hate animal testing. *stab stab*

          Re-FIXED

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            Re: If you're anywhere near Jersey, RUUUUN!!!!

            As long as you dont eat rats you find on the street for breakfast, lunch and dinner, you should be fine.

            I mean, it just makes more sense to buy rats at a petstore, people.

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              Re: If you're anywhere near Jersey, RUUUUN!!!!

              Man I remember the good old days when all the injected in laboratory rats was radiation chemicals that gave humans super powers when the animal bit them.

              *sigh*
              The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                Re: If you're anywhere near Jersey, RUUUUN!!!!

                Jersey truly is the garbage state, we really need to inform them that garbage belongs IN thier state, not leaving it.

                They are trying to throw thier garbage into brooklyn, tell them to keep the nets in jersey with the rest of the garbage!

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                  #9
                  Re: If you're anywhere near Jersey, RUUUUN!!!!

                  Uh... pardon?

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                    #10
                    Re: If you're anywhere near Jersey, RUUUUN!!!!

                    he is talkin about the New JErsey Nets franchise moving to Brooklyn

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                      #11
                      Re: If you're anywhere near Jersey, RUUUUN!!!!

                      New Jersey what now?

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                        Originally posted by Ogre
                        Jersey truly is the garbage state, we really need to inform them that garbage belongs IN thier state, not leaving it.

                        They are trying to throw thier garbage into brooklyn, tell them to keep the nets in jersey with the rest of the garbage!
                        THIS COMES FROM NEW JERSEY!

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                          #13
                          Re: If you're anywhere near Jersey, RUUUUN!!!!

                          abd that is garbage.



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                            #14
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                            abd that is a burn.

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                              #15
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                              A golden eye is an eye tat is golden

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